Everyone, your attention, please gather around.

*Walks down with Ms. Li in arm*

After 1,000 years we have stood together, and during those 1,000 years we have had army after army try to bring us down. For 1,000 years many have tried to overthrow our power. But most importantly after those 1,000 years WE ARE STILL HERE!!!

*crowd applause*

The Crouching Tiger Crunken Monkey Dojo has grown a lot in the past few months (SF years) and with all the work the begining Dojo-ites have put in, it is time for us to have a new home.

http://i.treehugger.com/images/2007/10/24/dubai%20islands%20overall.jpg      (Sorry no fancy, shmancy link)

Everyone remembers the other 2 Dojos, everyone remembers the Epic Battle for The Chicken Wing that started this all. Take a look around, The Himoura Dojo is in shambles, a shell of its former self. The Fighter Ark Dojo (Juube) has been dismantled with its Dojo Master walking into the darkness. Plus he still owes me $5.00.

Dojos have come and gone, But WE ARE STILL HERE!!!

*crowd applause*

Everyone knows our members -

TamaTones-Bison
Ronbath-Guile
BlazinSpeedz-Balrog
RobGS300-Balrog
Skeletal Succubus- Random
Mase Da King- Sagat
dang2nice- Who ever he feels like..
RICKY ROSS- C.viper
SIKWIDIT510- Blanka
AnthonyGP - Sakura
and Dojo Grand Master EIGHTY YARDS NYC - Ms. Li, Saky, Cammy(Mimi)

The following are our new members -

The one, the only, the oldest 'Gief around - Z0LDSKOOL!!!

The return of the unmatched, unshaven and unbathed Guile - r0nbath!!!

One that we have tried to acquire for some time, the Similac drinking menace herself, the magical Rose - AWDTeam aka Sand Kunoichi!!!

We had hoped to add Mr. Suplex and/or Big Newman but were unable to coral the heathen Earth Gods. We will meet again!

I now would like to direct everyones attention to our open bar and buffet. All you can eat, except for 'Gief. We have a 50lb shrimp limit on you buddy!!

Please enjoy the food, drink and virgins.

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I AM THE HOST SHOTGUN

Life is good.

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 r0nBath wrote:

GTFO no one owns Chuck Norris...Not even Chuck Norris owns Chuck Norris

aahhh i see the dojo is the tree of life! XD

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''Do not grieve, Your data will resign in me for all eternity'' -Seth-

 AWDTeam wrote:

aahhh i see the dojo is the tree of life! XD

You are wise beyond your years.

*Hands AWD a Golden, diamond tipped scarf*

Your Soul Spark will be stronger then ever!

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I AM THE HOST SHOTGUN

 EIGHTYYARDS NYC wrote:

 AWDTeam wrote:

aahhh i see the dojo is the tree of life! XD

You are wise beyond your years.

*Hands AWD a Golden, diamond tipped scarf*

Your Soul Spark will be stronger then ever!

*looks left, looks right* no sign of himoura *takes a deep breather* takes gifts *hands signs* ninja art hiddin mist no jutsu

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''Do not grieve, Your data will resign in me for all eternity'' -Seth-

 AWDTeam wrote:

 EIGHTYYARDS NYC wrote:

 AWDTeam wrote:

aahhh i see the dojo is the tree of life! XD

You are wise beyond your years.

*Hands AWD a Golden, diamond tipped scarf*

Your Soul Spark will be stronger then ever!

*looks left, looks right* no sign of himoura *takes a deep breather* takes gifts *hands signs* ninja art hiddin mist no jutsu

I want to learn a jutsu! That is you first official assignment, teach me "make cupcake appear jutsu"

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I AM THE HOST SHOTGUN

 EIGHTYYARDS NYC wrote:

Everyone, your attention, please gather around.

*Walks down with Ms. Li in arm*

After 1,000 years we have stood together, and during those 1,000 years we have had army after army try to bring us down. For 1,000 years many have tried to overthrow our power. But most importantly after those 1,000 years WE ARE STILL HERE!!!

*crowd applause*

The Crouching Tiger Crunken Monkey Dojo has grown a lot in the past few months (SF years) and with all the work the begining Dojo-ites have put in, it is time for us to have a new home.

http://i.treehugger.com/images/2007/10/24/dubai%20islands%20overall.jpg      (Sorry no fancy, shmancy link)

Everyone remembers the other 2 Dojos, everyone remembers the Epic Battle for The Chicken Wing that started this all. Take a look around, The Himoura Dojo is in shambles, a shell of its former self. The Fighter Ark Dojo (Juube) has been dismantled with its Dojo Master walking into the darkness. Plus he still owes me $5.00.

Dojos have come and gone, But WE ARE STILL HERE!!!

*crowd applause*

Everyone knows our members -

TamaTones-Bison
Ronbath-Guile
BlazinSpeedz-Balrog
RobGS300-Balrog
Skeletal Succubus- Random
Mase Da King- Sagat
dang2nice- Who ever he feels like..
RICKY ROSS- C.viper
SIKWIDIT510- Blanka
AnthonyGP - Sakura
and Dojo Grand Master EIGHTY YARDS NYC - Ms. Li, Saky, Cammy(Mimi)

The following are our new members -

The one, the only, the oldest 'Gief around - Z0LDSKOOL!!!

The return of the unmatched, unshaven and unbathed Guile - r0nbath!!!

One that we have tried to acquire for some time, the Similac drinking menace herself, the magical Rose - AWDTeam aka Sand Kunoichi!!!

We had hoped to add Mr. Suplex and/or Big Newman but were unable to coral the heathen Earth Gods. We will meet again!

I now would like to direct everyones attention to our open bar and buffet. All you can eat, except for 'Gief. We have a 50lb shrimp limit on you buddy!!

Please enjoy the food, drink and virgins.

All I have to say is if you put this much effort into this - WTF can you not get - Oh Never Mind it's because you put to much time in above

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The Dogg has spoken

 HoundDog75 wrote:

All I have to say is if you put this much effort into this - WTF can you not get - Oh Never Mind it's because you put to much time in above

Hey its HDog, the Dojo-ite that never made it. We told you to do your homework, tsk, tsk.........now you train in the back alley.

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I AM THE HOST SHOTGUN

 EIGHTYYARDS NYC wrote:

 

I want to learn a jutsu! That is you first official assignment, teach me "make cupcake appear jutsu"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh75ppSnC8c

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''Do not grieve, Your data will resign in me for all eternity'' -Seth-

 EIGHTYYARDS NYC wrote:

 HoundDog75 wrote:

All I have to say is if you put this much effort into this - WTF can you not get - Oh Never Mind it's because you put to much time in above

Hey its HDog, the Dojo-ite that never made it. We told you to do your homework, tsk, tsk.........now you train in the back alley.

^ This could totally be Gouken's win quote. Oops, Im not supposed to post in here... Guess we gotta fight. :D

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Think outside the run.

 EIGHTYYARDS NYC wrote:

 HoundDog75 wrote:

All I have to say is if you put this much effort into this - WTF can you not get - Oh Never Mind it's because you put to much time in above

Hey its HDog, the Dojo-ite that never made it. We told you to do your homework, tsk, tsk.........now you train in the back alley.

I need to get my Trade in Value Now

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The Dogg has spoken

*walks in*


oooooo shrimp!!!!

Wait wtf....this aint shrimp.....

80....i thought u got paid this week why tha hell are we eating Snails? and Baby Octopuss?

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HDRemix- E Honda, Blanka
SFII HF- Bison, Guile
SF4- Blanka,Balrog,Honda,Ryu
SSF4-Blanka,Guy,Deejay,Balrog

 SIKWIDIT510 wrote:

*walks in*


oooooo shrimp!!!!

Wait wtf....this aint shrimp.....

80....i thought u got paid this week why tha hell are we eating Snails? and Baby Octopuss?

Snails are an aphrodesiac in 72 countries. And the Octopuss, well it was on sale....... 0.34 a lb, sue me!.....that freaking island cost billions. and you and Jimmy aren't exactly eating less!

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I AM THE HOST SHOTGUN

*Runs in Dojo Butt Naked Holding a Megaphone* *Screams* *Runs Out*

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Up,Up,Down,Down,Left,Right,Left,Right,B,A

 SoggyFoohopskow wrote:

*Runs in Dojo Butt Naked Holding a Megaphone* *Screams* *Runs Out*

Told you guys, we even have live entertainment!

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I AM THE HOST SHOTGUN

**comes running after checking out the new dojo**

HOLY S**T!

Sik! did you check out the new 10,000 sq ft indoor swimming pool over on the west side of the dojo??!
Go get Jimmy... we throwin down some water volleyball!! Just make sure you tell Jimmy not to use his electricity while were are in the pool. A bit unfair don't you think?

See you there! r0n you're on my team. 

Lets do this!  

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 r0nBath wrote:

GTFO no one owns Chuck Norris...Not even Chuck Norris owns Chuck Norris

Lol^^

Wait till you guys check out the outdoor shooting range. We have live people as targets. They're pretty fast, so cap 'em in the legs first.

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I AM THE HOST SHOTGUN

 TAMA TONES wrote:

**comes running after checking out the new dojo**

HOLY S**T!

Sik! did you check out the new 10,000 sq ft indoor swimming pool over on the west side of the dojo??!
Go get Jimmy... we throwin down some water volleyball!! Just make sure you tell Jimmy not to use his electricity while were are in the pool. A bit unfair don't you think?

See you there! r0n you're on my team. 

Lets do this!  

OOOOOO a pool!!!

*gets into swimming shorts and goggles*

Jimmy lets go! No Stun-Stun ok!?!?!?!

Me and Jimmy vs All!!!

*looks at Cammy in Bikini*

Ehhhh We'll take Mimi 2!

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HDRemix- E Honda, Blanka
SFII HF- Bison, Guile
SF4- Blanka,Balrog,Honda,Ryu
SSF4-Blanka,Guy,Deejay,Balrog

 SIKWIDIT510 wrote:

 TAMA TONES wrote:

**comes running after checking out the new dojo**

HOLY S**T!

Sik! did you check out the new 10,000 sq ft indoor swimming pool over on the west side of the dojo??!
Go get Jimmy... we throwin down some water volleyball!! Just make sure you tell Jimmy not to use his electricity while were are in the pool. A bit unfair don't you think?

See you there! r0n you're on my team. 

Lets do this!  

OOOOOO a pool!!!

*gets into swimming shorts and goggles*

Jimmy lets go! No Stun-Stun ok!?!?!?!

Me and Jimmy vs All!!!

*looks at Cammy in Bikini*

Ehhhh We'll take Mimi 2!

You do know her Cannon Drill goes through electricity? She can be on your team, but no funny business. Mimi leads a life of celibacy in order to be the best bodyguard she can possibly for her Dojo Master. We only dry hump. 

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I AM THE HOST SHOTGUN

***Excuses himself after looking at mimi in a bikini***

ehhh.. i'll be right back guys something just came up....haha no no not literally..heh heh.....ehhh...umm..........I be right back.

**goes to the rest room**

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 r0nBath wrote:

GTFO no one owns Chuck Norris...Not even Chuck Norris owns Chuck Norris

**comes back with red blushed checks**

alright Im ready.. sorry I took too long I was... well I was ehh...

LETS PLAY!

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 r0nBath wrote:

GTFO no one owns Chuck Norris...Not even Chuck Norris owns Chuck Norris

 TAMA TONES wrote:

**comes back with red blushed checks**

alright Im ready.. sorry I took too long I was... well I was ehh...

LETS PLAY!

Mimi, please go get dressed, i seems you are distracting everyone.

What do you mean you dont own pants?!?! Not even one pair?

*shaves Jimmy's back*

Here you go Mimi. =)

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I AM THE HOST SHOTGUN

*Walks in to check out the new digs*

Not bad...Where is my room???

*Does a SPD into the pool * RED CYCLONE CANNONBALL!!!!!!

*Stands in now empty pool and stares at a dripping wet Mimi *

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 BRILLO da SCRUB wrote:

I went outside before, the game play was boring but the graphics were DOPE!!!

DAMMIT!!

ehh..i'll be right back.....

**exuses himself to the restroom**

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 r0nBath wrote:

GTFO no one owns Chuck Norris...Not even Chuck Norris owns Chuck Norris

*runs after Tama*

Hrmm...seems we got the same problem.....

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HDRemix- E Honda, Blanka
SFII HF- Bison, Guile
SF4- Blanka,Balrog,Honda,Ryu
SSF4-Blanka,Guy,Deejay,Balrog

this is EXACTLY why I use all the female chracters and you guys are not allowed to train tith them!

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I AM THE HOST SHOTGUN

Hey don't blame me...and where the heck is my room. I gotta get some blue pills so I can ....errr....use the restroom too!

Now either get me a ladder, have mimi spar in the empty pool with me, or the bathroom is gonna get an SPD!!

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 BRILLO da SCRUB wrote:

I went outside before, the game play was boring but the graphics were DOPE!!!

*Farts on 80's back*

You party Poopa!!

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HDRemix- E Honda, Blanka
SFII HF- Bison, Guile
SF4- Blanka,Balrog,Honda,Ryu
SSF4-Blanka,Guy,Deejay,Balrog

*Comes stumbling in from the dentists' office high on novocaine*......OUTTA THE WAY I gotta take a dump and I'm gonna need a bidet...yaz gotz onez upz inz herezzzzzzz?  Whhoooooooooopzzzzy daizzzzzzzzzy I dunz belongz in herezzzzz.

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Of the Buttery Tai Chi Fists of Furious Love School of PooPinYang
myspace.com/adeptchild

 ZOLDSK00L wrote:

Hey don't blame me...and where the heck is my room. I gotta get some blue pills so I can ....errr....use the restroom too!

Now either get me a ladder, have mimi spar in the empty pool with me, or the bathroom is gonna get an SPD!!

Your room? Pick a freaking strip of land. Have you not seen the link above in my OP. This island is HUGE!!!

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I AM THE HOST SHOTGUN