The only trouble with threads like this is the effort it takes to go through and find all the gamertags. I'm volunteering to make up a list, post it and even (shock) keep it up to date and re-post it every now and then. Lycan can hopefully testify to my gamertag-list-making-abilities.

 

My ulterior motive is that it saves me trawling through the 10+ pages finding people to add.

 

Send me a PM or message over live if you want to be on a list, and once I get enough tags I'll make one up and post it.

Sk quit with the naming your shot gun... I have this image of you laying on a bed with a shotgun stroking it muttering my precious my precious over and over again... Duck Meister how was dinner & thanks for the game last night guess everyone will fight over having threefish on thier team now.

 

Ok so lets talk music... Give us all total CD collection size (yeah yeah I know size doesn't matter) top 10 and most recent purchase...

 

And anyone brave enough to try and do a dads army list.... My eternal thanks

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A list eh ! sounds like some sort of organising, don't think we can stand for that sort of forward thinking around here,

 I remember when I was a lad I had a list once,' it was given to me by my grand pappy , it was written on an old cheese cloth , as was the fashion those days although it did make it hard to read so we used chalk to write on it but not any chalk it had to be wet chalk which was hard to find all there was was dry , with water hard to come by so we used to set of down to the river to find some , now to carry the water I had to use a hat see as bags were in short supply since the war and so i used my hat lined with my underpants , which back then were made from.........................................

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 Baygon77 wrote:

A list eh ! sounds like some sort of organising, don't think we can stand for that sort of forward thinking around here,

(and then a dribbly old mans story about cheesecloth, water and chalk.......)

 

Just for that, you're on the list. And a big cheer to the duck with my colour for taking the time to PM me and help out.... to everyone else "Booo-urns" for not messaging me.

 

 

GAMERTAG LIST V1.

felicitous blue

The Blue Duck

LycanBlue

Southern Kross

tripl8

Baygon77

BlackAza

BrokenFaerie

CycloneKrusty

fish1470

Jackall Bros

Threefish10

Toxik Drool

Glitch Tennant

 

 

 

Thats it for now, if you're not on the list and want to be PM or livemessage me and I'll update/post again soon

Yes I was a bit concerned last night that SK would hum the black betty song between matches. And the words aren't - WHAO BLACK BETTY FEELS LIKE HAM!!!!

Hmmmmmm cd collection, should I count the ones in the boxes under the house or just the ones i keep on display? Displayed cd are around 200, under the house is about another 400. 600 cds at $25 each equals a sh!t load of money!

At the moment I'm really digging Snow Patrol, The Butterfly Effect, Incubus' newie, Matthew Good, Earshot and Nonpoint.

OK all time top 10..........in no particular order.

Metallica - Master Of Puppets

Metallica - Ride The Lightning

Metallica - ...And Justice For All

Radiohead - OK Computer

Megadeth - Rust In Piece

Slayer - Seasons In The Abyss

Sarah McLachlan - Fumbling Towards Ecstasy

Queens Of The Stone Age - Songs For The Deaf

Massive Attack - Mezzanine

OK those 9 are hard to put in order but there is no disputing Number 1

Slayer - Reign In Blood (I think Aza would agree with me on that one)

 

Its funny thats its probably one of the heaviest albums ever made and in a pole by the music industry taken a few years ago it was in the top 10, Radiohead - OK Computer was number 1. Musicians, produces and record label execs were the only ones poled.

 

MrFish I do like Duck Meister. After last night I was called Duckhead, Duckoff, Duckwit and Duckface.

Oh and I'm happy to say everyone that threefish10 got his tagging ach. lastnight so he should be using other weapons now!

And a big congratulations to you MrFish, for the lowest score I have seen. -26 at one stage, I was glad you were on the otherside

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 Baygon77 wrote:

A list eh ! sounds like some sort of organising, don't think we can stand for that sort of forward thinking around here,

 

Sorry kids I was p!ssed at about 2.30 this morning and had a moment of thinking a list would be fun, plus I had half a beer left so I couldn't go to bed and needed to kill time.

Oh I apologise to those few American kiddies that jumped on HILLMAN10s ranked match, I was just being chatty. Whatever they won't be reading this........George Dubblya maybe though!!!!

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 The Blue Duck wrote:

 Baygon77 wrote:

A list eh ! sounds like some sort of organising, don't think we can stand for that sort of forward thinking around here,

 

Sorry kids I was p!ssed at about 2.30 this morning and had a moment of thinking a list would be fun, plus I had half a beer left so I couldn't go to bed and needed to kill time.

Oh I apologise to those few American kiddies that jumped on HILLMAN10s ranked match, I was just being chatty. Whatever they won't be reading this........George Dubblya maybe though!!!!

 

too late. I already posted the list, so hungover remorse aint gonna get you very far........

 felicitous blue wrote:

 The Blue Duck wrote:

 Baygon77 wrote:

A list eh ! sounds like some sort of organising, don't think we can stand for that sort of forward thinking around here,

 

Sorry kids I was p!ssed at about 2.30 this morning and had a moment of thinking a list would be fun, plus I had half a beer left so I couldn't go to bed and needed to kill time.

Oh I apologise to those few American kiddies that jumped on HILLMAN10s ranked match, I was just being chatty. Whatever they won't be reading this........George Dubblya maybe though!!!!

 

too late. I already posted the list, so hungover remorse aint gonna get you very far........

Dats cool I was born with Hang-over remorse

Now I gotta go play golf and drink and play golf and drink and play golf and drink......you get the picture

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 CycloneKrusty wrote:

Wow my second posting break out the camera.....Hey duckie i was at the BDO on gold coast when metallica played, wot was your band called. My mate plays in a band called Japunga theyre wiked and they also played at that BDO did u see them ? . Been some wiked gaming lately by everyone keep up the the work people.

Krusty

Oh nice to see you back Krusty. Yeah seen Japunga a few times, their mates with my mates band TBE. My band was called Fluid, well the lead singers band was called Fluid I just filled the music with extra distortion on guitar . Was over in the back corner on the same stage as TBE so we had some fun. Ahhhh it all reminds me of a Bryan Adams song........"It was the summer of 69........sorry 04"

 

I'm I getting to personal? People might start Googling me and sh!t They best get a life

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just to break the mood ADSL2 is now up and working 17Mb down  860Kb up

and after atest game all I can say is

Its Duckin Awesome, never have I seen the game move so fast it was actually hard to aim, so hosting tonight and since both XBOXs and TV's are running its time to play some ranked too.

I figure we'll get a group together in a player match then when we're all nice and pissed/drunk we go ranked.

and my cd collection consists of

White Zombie

Rob Zombie                                       Megadeath

Fear Factory                                       Def Lepard

Nine Inch Nails                                   Korn

Spawn soundtrack                               Faith No More

Anthrax                                              Metallica

Red Hot Chilli Peppers                        South Park soundtrack

Black Sabbath Tribute                         You get the idea I think............................................

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Got me vodka Got me Redbull got home made fjita's & Mrs. Fish to laugh at how quick i get blown away (god the older generation have no sympathy for us youngsters)...

 

Ok so CD's about 650 and more on order ATM...

Top Ten - (at the moment)

1. Marillion - Marbles

2. We are not Alone - Breaking Benjamin

3. Whatever Gets You Through The Day - Lighthouse Family

4. Marillion - Clutching At Straws

5. Metallica - S&M

6. Phobia - Breaking Benjamin

7. Dark Matter - IQ

8. In Due Time - Submersed

9. Us & Them - Shinedown

10. Vigil In A Wilderness Of Mirrors - Fish

And so there we go you can all say who? Never heard of them and oh my god are you sure your only 33...

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Yes kids it's true.

After an epic 29 kills in 1 match last night i got my frag *** achievement. So to eveyones dissapointment i will be hanging up the frags and going back to getting my butt chainsawed to death by broken and getting my head
blown clean off by hillman with that leathal shotgun sprint he always does.

maybe see you guys tonight.

oh and re. CDs i couldn't list them all but it mainly consists of bands like Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, and all that 90's grunge stuff, and a whole heap of aussie bands like powderfinger, midnight oil, john butler, grinspoon ect.

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don't need a helmet, got a hard, hard head
don't need a bandage, there's too much...blood...

If we played anymore threefish10 you'd have ya Seriously acheivement and we'd have to send you off to play with the kiddies cos you're to good

Oh MrFish I didn't know you like Breaking Benjamin.....their one of my favs too. You just get cooler by the day If you like them I suggest Earshot, 10 Years and Chevelle. All great young bands.

Hey Bayges and Broken nice connection tonight. I can see it now, poor Broken will be pushed to the side of the bed as Baygon has cuddles with his new modem! No "special cuddling" though because that won't be covered under warrenty

As you noticed I'm gonna try and colour scheme for everyone, it'll probably only last another 2 post but its fun now. If anyones unhappy with their colours then Stiff Sh!t, cos I got BLUE

 

Crap....another 2am post

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It's sounds like everyone has a bit of a Cd fetish around here!

And when we have upwards of 500 cds how on earth can we be expected to pick just 10 faves, I hope none of my other favourite bands read this post. heh heh

Top 10 cds, geez only ten!!!

 

The Cat Empire (self titled)

Johnny Cash's American IV - The man comes around, although I love his song, A boy named Sue!

The Cure - Boys Don't Cry (any early cure)

Dead Can Dance - Aion

They Might Giants - Flood

Counting Crows - August & everything after

Oingo Boingo - Boingo

The Pixies - Debaser  

Tom Waits - Nighthawks at the diner (colder than a gut shot *** wolf dog with 9 sucking pups pullin' a 4 trap up a hill in the dead of winter in the middle of a snowstorm with a mouth full of porcupine quills)

and drum roll please!

My number 1 all time favourite album...

Cold Chisel - Last Stand

 

Oh my, I left out Nick Cave, The Waterboys, James Mathus, Andrew Bird, David Bowie, NIN, U2, Tom Jones, Stone Roses, Ben Folds etc...

I could never live on a desert island.

Jimmy T

 

 

 Gloom Trooper wrote:

The Cure - Boys Don't Cry (any early cure)

And so another week begins in the OAP's home.. And with the oscars red carpet bekoning The winner of the following awards pls step up to the podium...

For best use of a shotgun above and beyond what can be considered normal for most people.... Southern Kross

For most enthusiastic display of chainsawing outside of Texas.... Broken Fairy

For the most stable and enjoyable connection whilst taking forever having a pee..... Bygone

For most impressive entrance gaining multiple kills straight in.... The Duck Meister

& Finally for all those on Friday.. For the most impressivly hysterical moment of pure comedy... The Oompa Lumpa's im not here and hadn't relised we were playing so im standing still come get me while im not watching honest im not Gunning down of etho....

And here to present the awards... Paris Hilton's dog

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 The Blue Duck wrote:

Yes I was a bit concerned last night that SK would hum the black betty song between matches. And the words aren't - WHAO BLACK BETTY FEELS LIKE HAM!!!!

 

I don't seem to recall saying that Duckie, but meh my mind is feeble and I have to admit it does sound a bit more catchy. Mmmmmm Ham!!

 

 Fish1470 wrote:

And so another week begins in the OAP's home.. And with the oscars red carpet bekoning The winner of the following awards pls step up to the podium...

For best use of a shotgun above and beyond what can be considered normal for most people.... Southern Kross

 

OMG!! This is such an honour, where to begin.....

First I would like to thank Work for giving me the opportunity to purchase a X360 and GOW. Without it I would not be here talking to you all.

Secondly I would like to thank Betty & Dads Army for their efforts in helping me get this far.

Also a special thankyou to my wife(god bless her) for putting up with all my gaming. Love you baby!! (No Betty is not her name either)

 

All in all I had a great time online over the weekend. From Baygon77 you beaut' connection, to meeting new people and to hearing Duckie going off at Yanks . Keep up the good Work.

 

Since it is a Monday morning I would like to share a joke I received from a fellow work mate. I hope it brings a smile to your face as it did mine. (Apologies if you have already read it.)

 

The female demerit system...

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes
and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something
she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

* You make the bed (+1)
* You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
* You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
* You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8)
* But return with Beer (-5)
* You check out a suspicious noise at night (+1)
* You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
* You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
* You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
* It's her pet (-20)

 

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
* You stay by her side the entire party (0)
* You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
* Named Tina (-10) 
* Tina is a dancer (-20)

* Tina has silicon implants (-80)

 

HER BIRTHDAY

* You take her out to dinner (+2)
* You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+3)

* Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
* And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
* It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

 

A NIGHT OUT

* You take her to a movie (+1)

* You take her to a movie she likes (+3)

* You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

* You take her to a movie you like (-2)

* It's called 'Death Cop' (-3)
* You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

 

YOUR PHYSIQUE

* You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)

* You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
* You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts (-30)
* You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

 

THE BIG QUESTION
* She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) (Yes, you lose points no matter what)
* You hesitate in responding (-10)
* You reply, "Where?" (-35)

* Any other response (-20)

 

COMMUNICATION
* When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what
looks like a concerned expression (0)
* You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
* You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

* She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-4000)

 

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 Homer Simpson wrote:

I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones. Mmmmm Chicken!

far too funny for a monday morning at work... Oh and so so so true!

Ok as it's joke monday..

"David Beckham decides to go horse riding even though he has no expierence he jumps atop the horse and sits a confident sadle, Victoria Beckham looks on with doe eyed admiration. As the horse picks up speed David is doing ok but starting to look a little uncomfertable, Victoria looks a little concerned. With yet more speed David slips from the saddle & grabs the horse around the neck clinging for all he's worth David starts yelling for help, Victoria begins screaming for someone to help the soccer star. The horse is full pelt now and david's head is banging on the floor his foot hanging from one styrup as a hysterical Victoria tears streaming watches her husband slipping into unconciousness.. Just then the Coles security guard rushes over and unplugs the horse.."

 

"Wayne Roony plays his 1st game for Man United and before he takes to the turf boss Alex Furgeson Says Good luck Wayne and just as it's your 1st game im gonna pull you off at half time... Great says roony this is why I came to Man United cos at Everton all i got was half an orange"

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Thank you for this prestigious award but a special thanks must go to the floor mat which inadvertantly tripped me over and consequently resulted in me falling bodily into the toilet causing me to be late back as I extracted myself from said toilet.

   

   Thats my excuse and I'm sticking to it........................ it is not a urinary tract problem though I hear at our age it starts to get a little difficult to shake.............

    

  Hosting again tonight so when do I recieve my Dads Army achievement

 

I have my sights set on your title SK so watch this space..........................I think............maybe...........I hope...........

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Bah!! half my department decided to quit last week and guess who's been stuck with filling in for their duties...

yes that's right MR Whubbsie...

haven't picked up a controller in a week...

even the weekend was relegated to working.

Anyways enough B.!tching... Got to say I likes everyone taste in music....here's some of my collection i've been listening to lately



fishbone

living colour

primus

kyuss

brant bjork

Mr Bungle

COC... and a crap load more downloading ramdom tracks is were most of my internet quota goes to every month.

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Dad'sArmy

Awesome selection there Whubbsie....
Living Colour and Primus...

Did you catch living Colour last year when they toured Oz??

Way to make a Duck smile on mondee arvo

SK great post and .......well I guess its not really a joke if its real, but very funny and Duckies well in the minuseseses........whatever!!!!!

 

Ok jokes while typing, could fail me here....

2 house mates wake in the middle of the night to banging at the front door. 1 reluctantly gets up to answer it.

Housemate 1 - "Who is it and what do you want?"

Vistor - "Sorry to bother you but would you be able to give me a push?"

Housemate1 - "P!ss off buddy, it's 2am in the morning and I'm not givin you a push!!!!!!" Slamming the door in the vistors face

Housemate2 - "Who was that and what did they want?"

Housemate1 - "Some idiot wants us to give him a push!!!!!"

Housemate2 - "Remember last year when we broke down and we needed a push? We were forever greatful for that guy to help us out????"

Housemate1 - "Suppose you're right." As he opens the door to find the visitor gone. With a puzzled look he yells "Where'd ya go?"

Visitor - "I'm over here on the swings!"

 

Quack Quack Quack

Ah happy Mondays

 

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So how does one go about joining this prestigious group of grey gamers ?

 Recipe For Hate wrote:

Awesome selection there Whubbsie....
Living Colour and Primus...

Did you catch living Colour last year when they toured Oz??

They toured OZ!? god i suck at music info these days.... I missed it... then again I miss alot of things these days.

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 FiliusNullius wrote:

So how does one go about joining this prestigious group of grey gamers ?

Simply supply us with an old man rant, change your motto to Dads Army and generally just join in on these forum discussions and if you like fill in the questionaire.

But first the rant to prove your age.................. think grandpa simpson or teen hating..........................1 2 3 go

 

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13 Pages and going strong.......... Sweet!!

 

Anyhoos any of you guys heading to the GO3 Expo at the Perth Convention Centre...??

 

Man I need ....

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 Homer Simpson wrote:

I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones. Mmmmm Chicken!

 Baygon77 wrote:

 FiliusNullius wrote:

So how does one go about joining this prestigious group of grey gamers ?

Simply supply us with an old man rant, change your motto to Dads Army and generally just join in on these forum discussions and if you like fill in the questionaire.

But first the rant to prove your age.................. think grandpa simpson or teen hating..........................1 2 3 go

 

Sounds alright SK  I hadn't even heard of this thanks for the link

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No worries B77.

I heard about this early in Jan and I just remembered it, most likely I will be going to it on the Sunday.

Something to satisfy the  in me.

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 Homer Simpson wrote:

I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones. Mmmmm Chicken!