Wendouree Cat wrote:

Some things are never sacred....including boys toys.....us females always get the better of you males. Actually Mr Fish  tried to teach me how to play GOw and laughed at me then i found that big thingy gun that blows up things from a long way away. Will have to practice so i can give broken faerie some female support...... well on the other hand dont hold your breath or your oxygen machine will run out.

Maybe i need a better teacher??????

 

Welcome in Mrs Fish ........or is it Miss Cat???? Rooooooooowwwwwwwwe

Yes Mr Fish will be a good teacher, he's specialty is actually catching the rockets from the (sorry to steal your quote) "Big Thingy Gun That Blows Up Things From A Long Way Away". Just get him to stand still, aim at his feet and........you'll be having Fish for dinner!

Cats love Fish

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 The Blue Duck wrote:

Welcome in Mrs Fish ........or is it Miss Cat???? Rooooooooowwwwwwwwe

Yes Mr Fish will be a good teacher, he's specialty is actually catching the rockets from the (sorry to steal your quote) "Big Thingy Gun That Blows Up Things From A Long Way Away". Just get him to stand still, aim at his feet and........you'll be having Fish for dinner!

Cats love Fish

 

Hmmmm yes cats do love fish but they also love duck.....especially with a nice orange sauce.

Having a lot of trouble getting used to this two stick controls. Am going to practice on oblivion for a while to try and get the hang of it.......well thats when i get a moment that im not doing something else and Mr Fish has let go of the controller.

 

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David Bailey????? Who's 'e???????

Well I feel 18 yet I am going on 40 and Mrs Happy is going on 34 and we love the xbox360 and she loves playing COD2 cheers mick and janette

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Life's Great, enjoy while you are still around to enjoy

Well I feel 18 yet I am going on 40 and Mrs Happy is going on 34 and we love the xbox360 and she loves playing COD2 cheers mick and janette

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Life's Great, enjoy while you are still around to enjoy

 LycanBlue wrote:

Hi calts07

If you mean the signatures people use.
Go to "My Xbox" up top then click "Manage Profile" on the right, from there the bottom tab on the right "Forum Preferences" and that will bring up a page where you can change your time zone, site options, email options and add your siggy !

Hope that helps ?

 

(Oh and what if the woman I'm feeling is older than me ) 

 

if shes older than you your whipped????? Oooooo good (looks at wendouree cat and awaits the indiana Jones outfit).....

 

Welcome Calts pull up a bedpan & heres a glass for ya teeth. Lycan you now becomeing resident expert on all things forum technical (adds pocket protecter to christmas list).

Thanks to all who halo 2ed last night was a laugh and although i think it's probably a little dated now (like us all) i did manage to not come bottom of the list thanks to some valient dying by Broken Fairy.... Well off to see if Arsenal can win thier 1st trophy of the season.... 2am ESPN be there or well be asleep as any sane person would be

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Hi all,

Been reading all the stuff you all write in here, just never had much to say, but I thought maybe throwing in something to add to your pages.

 

Tried to teach TwinMummy some GOW but she just gets motion sick from the movement. Had the pair of 3 year olds playing the Free Roam Arena in FIFA. I think in a few years they might kick my butt all over the box.

Just one other thing..... Have you ever thought of running your own "Dad's Army" forum instead of just using 1 topic in the Xbox forum?

 

Not hard to set up.

 

Cheers all.

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Join AOF League - Xbox360 Online gaming for Aussies.

 TwinDaddy03 wrote:

Just one other thing..... Have you ever thought of running your own "Dad's Army" forum instead of just using 1 topic in the Xbox forum?

Not hard to set up.

Cheers all.

 LycanBlue wrote:

 TwinDaddy03 wrote:

Just one other thing..... Have you ever thought of running your own "Dad's Army" forum instead of just using 1 topic in the Xbox forum?

Not hard to set up.

Cheers all.

 

Excellent idea

 Baygon77 wrote:

No i haven't been practicing but downloading the maps for the other White box, numbers so far are kinda

Southern

Aza

Fishy

Duck

Me

Broken

Glitch

triple8

hillman10

Toxic

Spaz

jackal

and maybe more or less i cant be sure but enough for a good game

please anyone who wants to play or i forgot post here.

game is 8:30 western time on sat night

 

How did the Halo 2 night go..???

I went out with my wife on the last minute and didn't return until midnight.

I got online thinking maybe, just maybe Halo 2 would still be running, but alas to no avail.

 

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 Homer Simpson wrote:

I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones. Mmmmm Chicken!

 Whubbsie wrote:

 LycanBlue wrote:

 TwinDaddy03 wrote:

Just one other thing..... Have you ever thought of running your own "Dad's Army" forum instead of just using 1 topic in the Xbox forum?

Not hard to set up.

Cheers all.

 

Excellent idea

Won't that stop randoms finding us though?

So much for backwards compatibility. My Halo2 disc is an ' unplayable disc ' according to my so called next gen, old technology box. Is it just BlackAza and me that had this problem? I think the laser in my 360 is as weak as a light beer, I get alot of disc read errors with spotless discs. Missed out on the trip down Halo lane but I noticed you guys didn't play for too long before getting back into Gear.

What the f#ck is with the search for ranked gears matches. After having a discussion 2 nights ago about never having any trouble finding ranked matches after being sent the info, I can't find sh!t. Two nights straight I've been lookin for matches hosted by Baygon77 and Hillman10 and all I get is four or five results with red ping. I refine my search to min and max rounds as the number I want. Does it make a difference who your ISP is? Not sure who Hillman is with but Baygon77 is with iinet and I've never heard of them in SA. It shouldn't matter a toss though. I think the search code just blows. I can reset my modem, sign in and out of live and still get the same four or five red ping games when I know damn well there were two 11 round matches hosted by prefered players in my friends list. No trouble joining player matches after an invite though.

I have even had Glitch Tennant at my place on the same line as me and we both hit search at the same time but get different matches. Gears of War is the best and the worst game on 360 at the same time. Does Epic have other online games or is this their first attempt?

Im addicted to Gears, I need another patch.

Cheers to Baygon77, Hillman10 and SpazAu for their tireless efforts in sending me messages for ranked matches.

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Better Than Life!

I've had trouble finding Gears games as well, especially Sat night. Wonder what's going on...I've also tried hosting a ranked game and waited....and waited...nobody wants to play ranked? Host a public player game then ...waiting ...waiting ...everyone must have gone to bed. Maybe I'm not patient enough. Maybe I don't know what I'm doing.

Halo 2 night was a bit of a flop. We only had 7 players. Thanks to Baygon though for the organising etc.

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Reduce your carbon (and gastrointestinal) emissions.

I had a bit of trouble finding hillman last night, after several refeshes his game came up with 4 people in it, so i clicked on it only to get the "Disconnected from host" message after a bit of loading, so i go back to trying to find it and again after some refreshing it comes up with 7 players, so i s.hit myself knowing i'll probably not get in. but this time it was all good.

And i haven't been able to get into a Baygon and Broken match in ages, but i think that's cause they are ever so popular and i am never quick enough to get a spot.(hope they don't think i'm trying to avoid them)

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don't need a helmet, got a hard, hard head
don't need a bandage, there's too much...blood...

 LycanBlue wrote:

 Whubbsie wrote:

 LycanBlue wrote:

 TwinDaddy03 wrote:

Just one other thing..... Have you ever thought of running your own "Dad's Army" forum instead of just using 1 topic in the Xbox forum?

Not hard to set up.

Cheers all.

 

Excellent idea

Won't that stop randoms finding us though?

 

True. Didn't think of that

 

Could maybe leave this thread going linking to it maybe ?

Ok,    soooooo ranked search Blows....................but

 

I think that I may kinda sorta know what is going on.................... the thing is that well ummmmm

 

you see..........

 

Gears is based on a leaderboard system that when a ranked search is performed the server tries to hook you up with players of a similar skill level. That means that if People like Hillman10 play every night and get lots of (shotgun) kills then they rank up past everyone else.

      While this sucks.................. apparently the leaderboard is wiped clean every month so in a couple of days it should be easy to find each other again as we will be all the same rank. Then naturally it gets harder as the month goes on.

 

   So I believe anyway..................................... its part of the responsibility of us Level 2 Community users to pass on this information.................

      Now my fingers are tired and I think I'll leave ranked alone for a couple of days........

 

Regards .............. The Host with the Most

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A far superior product to Mortien

Ah yes this sounds like a logical explaination my Level 2 friend, HILLMAN10 gets all these kills just so he can rank higher than us and help with our rank...........or his?????

Personally I've lost the love when it comes to ranked. Sorry to all those who send me messages and I don't join. I'll be happy to be cannon fodder for you all though so keep them comin.

Maybe we can all stand around in a circle and down and revive eachother to get the revive ach. Should only take about 4 hours

 

Oh MrFish your shoes have arrived. When you get a second could you re-pack mine and bayges' pipe? Oh yeah a Scotch on the rocks would be nice too

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DA Australia/NZ

Yes master and would you like me to refill your hot water bottle sir? or maybe a horlicks? or perhaps i could turn the bed down for you sir, secure your hairpiece or put your teeth into soak

 

They call me Parker...... Yes M'Lady

 

Woohoo see my youthfull level 1 has secured a new page

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Live In The Moment Or You'll Never Be Free

Sweet sixteen and never been kissed...........do you think Troppo is 16 yet?

 

Thought of the day - Kids born in the 90's will be driving this year!

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ahhhh Troppo.... now there is a memory from way back on page 4... Those were the days Mr. Duck when we were all younger (i actually think i was cos it was just before my birthday), now as we get older and more cynical it would be nice to have him come back so we can see if he has matured.... as to is he 16 yet??? well he may be 16 years of age but i doubt his brain cells or body hair has reached the count yet...

 

Gears Of War 2... I see developers are now starting to construct story lines... Maybe with all the americans playing online we will see the COG traveling to a small country were the evil locusts have stock piled a weapon of mass destruction. COG will have to go in, try and kill as many of each other with friendly fire then hang around while the locust just pick them off over a number of years... Or even a jungle in act 2 where scantely clad girls scream "I love you long time $10 american" at dom & fenix while locust pop out of trap tunnel doors the hide again... game lasts for 6 years when the COG just give up and go home trying to tell everyone no honestly it was a victory.

 

Thought For The Day - A whale is far to bigger creature to keep as a pet unless you have a huge fish tank.

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Live In The Moment Or You'll Never Be Free

I would of played Halo but had already been speed capped for the month so couldn't get the maps to download..went out instead.

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Live like a dog, If u can't eat or hump it **** on it & walk away
Dad'sArmy