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   03-05-2007, 4:23 AM
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2-1 TO THE ARSENAL!!!! Mind you reading only got a goal because of fabragas managing what no reading player could... putting one past the gunners goalkeeper...

Soz m8 dont have or play COD3 (got 2 but am rubbish at it) as for senile i dont know about that oh hang on while i wipe some duck drool of his highnesses chin there there ducky its okStick out tongue [:P]


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   03-05-2007, 5:40 AM
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far out page 17 i forgot this thread was around!(must be old age creeping up) well done dad's army!(you champions) keep those arthritic fingers clicking! because i don't see the nappy army ever getting past about 5 pages before one of their threads are locked!lmfao old power (slowly raises fist in salute) i just wish my gow disc didn't die on me!;( because then i'd be able to join the rest of you codgers for a game!
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   03-05-2007, 6:41 AM
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   03-05-2007, 7:23 AM
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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh!t and A$$ kissing that will put you over the top.

 

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   03-05-2007, 7:46 AM
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 The Blue Duck wrote:

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

 Well duckster...seems you have that to a fine art hehehe..........hope your beak isnt blistering from puckering up too much ol' son!!

 As for fabragas Mr fish.....he cant score at the other end (see BLATANT MISSES) so why not an own goal?? Embarrassed [:$]

 COD3 tonight if any interested..hope to get on 7.30pm (thats WA time folks)

 Well if you cant beat them.....kick the dog!!

 


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   03-05-2007, 10:03 AM
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Hmmmm Master Duck in you i sense much feathers... Feathers lead to pilllows.. Pillows lead to sleep.. Sleep leads to more concentration when playing star wars lego...

 

Gears Of War play we shall and hmmmm to the dark side travel we must for in there lies the answer to the ultimate question...... Who Let The Dogs Out?


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   03-05-2007, 12:04 PM
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far out page 17 i forgot this thread was around!(must be old age creeping up) well done dad's army!(you champions) keep those arthritic fingers clicking! because i don't see the nappy army ever getting past about 5 pages before one of their threads are locked!lmfao old power (slowly raises fist in salute) i just wish my gow disc didn't die on me!;( because then i'd be able to join the rest of you codgers for a game!

Good to here from you again KULDOOG old son, as for this thread been Locked I feel that its a little hard for us to wander off topic.............................

So anyway I think I've Finally out Gearsed my self to the point I'm gonna take a break from it for a while and try something new------- like Talking to the Missus without  having a Mic on and calling her Devil [6]Broken .......

No idea what to play but......................... I'm not playing COD3 online........................Maybe its time to play Lego Star Wars and join the Mindslid into childhood again........


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   03-05-2007, 2:06 PM
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Ahhhh.....good to hear our fearless leader has survived his Gears tour of duty.

Yeah get into Lego Star Wars bayges, ya misses.......ahem........Broken will love ya for it and you never know fearless warrior you may soften up and fall for it like me a MrFish have.

Certainly brings laughter back into gaming.........Princess Leia pretty sassy too........for a lego doll Indifferent [:|]


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   03-05-2007, 2:07 PM
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I too am feeling like i need a new game to play, but i still love the nightly Gears sessions. but just for playing when i can't be arsed multiplayering. but yeah single player Gears gives me the $hits, and i just totally smashed lego star wars. i need something new.

I'm thinking of getting Perfect Dark Zero, it's only $50 now thanks to the Classics range. Anyone got it, what do you think, or should i get another one of the classics range. I'm also thinking very hard about picking up Crackwhore. i didn't mind the demo, but i think i'll get sick of it very quick, i had saints row for about 2 weeks before i got the $hits with that.

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   03-05-2007, 2:09 PM
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Princess Leia pretty sassy too........for a lego doll Indifferent [:|]



oh yeah, gotta love that gold bikini outfit.

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   03-05-2007, 8:02 PM
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I must admit im a little geared out myself and although you lot are miles ahead of me in terms of ability on GOW I still find im getting a little bored with it all... Lego star wars has been great fun and im driving on for it to be the 1st XB360 game i get all the achievements on... What we need is another online multiplayer where we can all chat and have a good laugh (can we pick something im a little better at this time)... A few people mentioned COD2 last night which i wouldnt mind having a bash at or maybe even something racing style??

Must admit im gonna have to start watching the volume on the TV as Wendoureecat couldnt sleep sunday night as she wasn't hearing "go on blow is head off" being screamed at 2am Stick out tongue [:P]

Duck your lego Leia obsession is becoming a worry.... Wink [;)]


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   03-06-2007, 4:18 AM
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Ok you can all stop thinking now I've found the new game for me...............................................

Its Worms coming out on Xbox Live on Wednesday Night, I've always loved this game and with 4 players online its gotta be a crack-up for at least a week.

After that I feel Shadowrun and Bad Company will be awesome games come spring.

Maybe a return to Battlefield is in order at least then we can all fit in the one game and its got vehicles too so we can legally drink drive ( I don't think its illegal yet ).

Also if I can get a copy some Burnout Revenge racing could be a hoot since we can run each other of the road pulling 30Km/Hr Wearing a hat while driving in the right hand lane..........................

God Darn Buggery to the Bitchslapped Cheeks of the Newly Weened Young Buggers of the Live World

 

 


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   03-06-2007, 4:32 AM
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Oh and a big congratulations to the Kelly boys in Adelaide! No cheating either Tripl8, lowndesy did all the mistakes yourself, hehehehehhehehehe! Smile [:)]

Yes I have to agree that Lowndesy made a couple of  his own mistakes this year but considering that he and Jamie were the only drivers not to be supplied with coolsuits by their team, I was suprised that they finished the race at all. Jamie almost fell over when he got out of the car on Saturday and had to be held up by someone from his team. Lowndes did manage to come from 23rd to 13th in the last half of race 2 though which was a champion effort.

As for the Kelly boys it looked like Todd had agreed to let Rick win race two because his little brother was copping alot of flak for not winning any races at all last year but still ending up the dirtiest champion in the history of the sport. I was sitting next to a Todd fan who was less than impressed when Todd blatently let Rick through in the first half of the race. After the last pitstop he was a bit happier as Todd was back in front but when he let Rick through again after his convenient braking 'error' he was not a happy spectator.

Some would say it was cheating, some would say team tactics, (even though they are supposed to be in different teams it is still Tom's four cars sharing their data against everyone elses two cars). Some would say it's just plain old brotherly love. Perhaps Todd was just worried that Rick would punt him off by 'mistake' and thought it was best to let him get in front..

I felt like my favourite sport was looking more and more like the political mess of team tactics that made formula one suck so much. Thanks Holden for letting Tom back in the door.

As for the Ford fans our hopes fell on James Courtney to catch and pass the two Kelly brothers but he was too busy getting bumped in corners by his own team mate. Nice one Russell you a$$hole.

On the plus side I was glad to see that the Team Vodafone cars are not red but more of a flouro orange. They look more red on TV than in person. HRT which also stands for Hormone Replacement Therapy actually delayed their launch so they could repaint their cars in exactly the same colour as Team Vodafone in an attempt to make the Ford cars look red. Pretty sad really.

Sorry for the long post that should probably be on a V8 forum, ( although xbox 360 is now the official console of the V8 Supercar series ), but you pushed the blue and red buttons together again Duck and it sends me right up passed the rev limiter.

Oh, and the new VE looks like a BMW or a DTM racecar and is actually not a VE at all. The VE roadcar was too big to turn into a racer and so Holden have used the VY chassis and put smaller VE looking body panels on it. Aerodynamically it looks like it's going to win at every track it's on, but thats what you get when you let Tom Walkinshaw design your new car. Bugger.


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   03-06-2007, 4:39 AM
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Also if I can get a copy some Burnout Revenge racing could be a hoot since we can run each other of the road pulling 30Km/Hr Wearing a hat while driving in the right hand lane..........................

Oh yeah Burnout is a definite fave of mine.

Great for trash talking (in fun of course) while taking others down. 

You'll have to leave the Volvo and hat at the door but driving in the wrong lane and crashing into people is actually a good thing  Wink [;)]

Even after the game continually keeps freezing on me online and destroying my rank Angry [:@] I keep going back for more.

P.S. EA hurry up with Burnout 5 dammit !

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   03-06-2007, 1:45 PM
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Both Ford and Holden are using the exact same chasis' for the first time this year.......yep both car bodies bolt on to the same chasis. Thats why the VE looks smaller than the production cars, and if you did the same with a ford you would see a difference too. All in an attempt to even the cars.....apparently!

As for TK letting rick by.......I unfortunately have no brothers just 3 older sisters, but have plenty of mates with brothers and they're all extremely competative against each other. I'm sure Todd wants to win a championship too, but if ricks got the faster car then he'll let him through......no blocking remember?

Ok enough stirring the pot.........believe it or not tripl I have a holden and a ford team! Amazing as it sounds I just love the V8s and go for..... who ever Murph drives for (obviously holden) and have always gone for team BOC. Preferred the ozemail sponsorship......still think Black Beauty (Bowey) was and still is the best looking V8 ever.

The amount of arguements I get into at Bathurst every year because people can't understand a fence sitter in V8s. I just hate band-wagon jumpers eg. Ambrose to Lowndes......Skaife to Kelly! The future of V8s isn't who's winning its who's trying!

 

Hope you had a good time anyways tripl.......hope you didn't buy to much merch. Now that Murphs changed teams I'll be spending up big at Willowbank Embarrassed [:$]

 

Probably should've been a private post but hey........I'm going for my Lvl 3 rank Cool [H]


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   03-07-2007, 5:26 AM
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Both Ford and Holden are using the exact same chasis' for the first time this year.......yep both car bodies bolt on to the same chasis. Thats why the VE looks smaller than the production cars, and if you did the same with a ford you would see a difference too. All in an attempt to even the cars.....apparently!

Yeah, I had a great time at Clipsal thanks Duck. Apart from still trying to recover from dehydration and inhaling half of the parklands in dust.

As far as I'm aware the control chassis still hasn't been implemented and Ford are still opposed to it. I just did a bit of searching and found nothing up to date on the subject. Im with Ford in opposing the control chassis as I want to see Ford racing Holden not TEGA racing TEGA. If I want that kind of racing I'll watch NASCAR.

According to the latest issue of V8X mag, ( march/april 07 ), Holden where allowed to make a completely new chassis to suit project blueprint as the new VE is 4cm too long, ( they even have a sketch of it ). The new chassis uses the VZ firewall and transmission housing. Ford have been using the BA roadcar chassis since the car was launched. It was 7mm too big but TEGA changed the rule to allow it to compete, so the racecar chassis is a only slightly modified from the roadcar that we can buy, ( which is supposed to be the point of the catagory ).

Holden teams without a new VE chassis are using the VZ, ( which is actually the same floorpan as the VT from 1998 with double wishbone suspension ),  and VE panels on it.

As for putting this chat in a PM I say bollocks to it. There's already alot of posts about gamers other interests and this fits snugly into that catagory. It all adds to making this the biggest and best thread on this site anyway.

Besides V8 Supercars 3 is an awesome game. I can't wait for number 4.

Hope I don't rank up on any forum. The higfher the rank the more of the outside world I've missed.


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   03-07-2007, 5:33 AM
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Has anyone downloaded the multiplayer demo for GRAW?  Glitch has got it and said it's great. Maybe that could be the game to play when the Gears start grinding to a halt.

Hope we all end up getting into the same game because I enjoy playing with the regulars.

Oh.. Baygon77, cheers for the info on your connection speed. I hope you know I wasn't knocking yours or anyone else speed. I'm just trying to wrap my noggin around how and why all this works.


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   03-07-2007, 5:47 AM
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Yes I do apologise tripl your right, I've been slack in the off season with tech info and found out today they've moved the control chassis to next year or not at all.

Yeah why don't they have a patch for V8s 3? Pricks.....it's the only game I kept from selling my ol' box, thinking they'll make an emulator......pricks! Every few weeks I'll put it in, preying it'll work.........pricks again!


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   03-07-2007, 6:01 AM
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Two weeks now without a console...withdrawal symptons are getting really bad.
What do we all think about the rumours of Epic changing the GOW mulitplayer achievements from ranked to just normal???
From my point of view, it means they will certainly be more attainable, as you don't have to put up with a bunch of punk *** american kiddies.
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   03-07-2007, 8:03 AM
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Hi all,

I and a few others in the old clan are looking for new multi player games to join as the Gears is getting a tad boring but we just like getting online and speaking bullcrap. It is just like going to the pub but not leaving the lounge room.

EB games has plenty of old time favourites on sale now when I had a look today. Halo 2 limited edition in steel case for $27 not bad I think. But if anyone is nearly due for a renewal for Xbox live they have the 12 month bundle Box for $69 this includes headset, 200 Microsoft points and 12 months live which does not have a expiry date. Seems like a bargain to me so I will get one and put in the junk room.

Who here plays Texas holdem and Backgammon as I play these a lot but with strangers.

Anyway have a nice popper nap everyone and talk later. J

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   03-07-2007, 8:55 AM
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This post is for South East Queenslanders or at least gamers within an hour of the place.

If anyone is interested every month I play at a friends Gaming lounge which has 9 xbox360’s and he holds a marathon night which basically goes from about 8.00pm till dawn J we play Halo and Gears mainly with everyone shooting with a host connection is a great game and a great laugh cause if you don’t like the guy that tagged you just turn around and clip him over the head J .

Just a Shotgun blast one way is a Pizza place and a Frag throw the other is Big “M”, Sushi, noddle box and other food places. And out the front would be a Ute with an Esky in the back. Just a thought if anyone would be keen to meet face to face and have a laugh or game.

Ok I will go back to my crib game now.

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   03-07-2007, 9:35 AM
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I picked up Perfect Dark Zero today from EB for $49.

it has online multiplayer with up to 32 players, so if a few people have that game it might be fun to have a mass 32 player game. i played a little multiplayer against the bots today, it's not as good as gears obviouly but i think it's gonna be tough to find something to compete with that. i think the nerds down at Bungie are $hitting their pants trying to come up with a new Halo 3 weapon thats gonna blow the old chainsaw out of the water.

perfect dark has a similar setup to Halo 2 multiplayer, you can play rockets only of shotguns only and there is a $hitload of differant weapons options in general to choose from.
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   03-07-2007, 9:37 AM
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 Jackall Bros wrote:

This post is for South East Queenslanders or at least gamers within an hour of the place.

 

Is that Brisbane Jackal? If so, what side... South, North etc?

 

I  use to hold an annual games night with me mates under the name of "Ready to Rumble". There would be about 20 of us and several consoles from the N64/ Playstation and Dreamcast. There was a draw written up and the winner bagged a carton of p*ss or a bottle of something. If you came last you had to drink a shot of something and if you won 3 in a row you had to drink 3 shots. Points were given for coming 1st, 2nd and 3rd. A few mates who never played video games, chuckle, ended up out on the drive way in a pile of their own waste. Although that was a few years ago now.

 

Perfect Dark is fairly cool online, capture the flag is pretty cool to play especially on the desert level. Although it really pales compared to Graw, Cod2/3 & Gow.

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   03-07-2007, 9:40 AM
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 Jackall Bros wrote:

EB games has plenty of old time favourites on sale now when I had a look today. Halo 2 limited edition in steel case for $27 not bad I think. But if anyone is nearly due for a renewal for Xbox live they have the 12 month bundle Box for $69 this includes headset, 200 Microsoft points and 12 months live which does not have a expiry date. Seems like a bargain to me so I will get one and put in the junk room.

Who here plays Texas holdem and Backgammon as I play these a lot but with strangers.

Anyway have a nice popper nap everyone and talk later. J

I have just noticed that I had the wrong shop for that deal, It is " JB high fi NOT EB Games. Crikey i will go back to the old ward and sleep it off :-( Sorry !

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   03-07-2007, 9:44 AM
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 Gloom Trooper wrote:
 Jackall Bros wrote:

This post is for South East Queenslanders or at least gamers within an hour of the place.

 

Is that Brisbane Jackal? If so, what side... South, North etc?

 

Jimmy T 

 

Hi Jimmy

The place is on the Gold Coast he has hosted Halo tournaments with trophy's and all it was a hoot.  Just a round robin style and heaps of laugh. Once a week there is a Gears night and Halo night .

Hard to organise but fun if it ever came off.

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   03-07-2007, 10:45 AM
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too all those who remember arcade four player games in the 80's the next multiplayer is so easy....

 

GAUNTLET... Duck shot the food... Southern is about to die.... Bygone needs food badly... Fish needs therapy badly!!!!

 

 


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   03-07-2007, 11:01 AM
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Ok you can all stop thinking now I've found the new game for me...............................................

Its Worms coming out on Xbox Live on Wednesday Night, I've always loved this game and with 4 players online its gotta be a crack-up for at least a week.

After that I feel Shadowrun and Bad Company will be awesome games come spring.

Maybe a return to Battlefield is in order at least then we can all fit in the one game and its got vehicles too so we can legally drink drive ( I don't think its illegal yet ).

Also if I can get a copy some Burnout Revenge racing could be a hoot since we can run each other of the road pulling 30Km/Hr Wearing a hat while driving in the right hand lane..........................

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Baygon buddy i have no idea how many games u have but u have alot.

So good on ya man ur living the life.

PS : U can count me in as one of the players for Worms but can some1 tell me is it the 2d worms or 3d

 

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   03-07-2007, 12:01 PM
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Hey I just had the craziest idea................................... these are our games

 

Oblivion      Dead or Alive       PGR       Gears       COD3                      

Fear       Vegas          Enchanted Arms      LOTR         Battlefield2

Viva Pinata       Halo2        Dead Rising         Kameo

 

if you have similar cal 1900***********

I know to Ducky this is a small list, but a lot of the games out just don't appeal to me so Battlefield gets my vote as one of the best onliners.


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   03-07-2007, 12:22 PM
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 Jackall Bros wrote:

This post is for South East Queenslanders or at least gamers within an hour of the place.

If anyone is interested every month I play at a friends Gaming lounge which has 9 xbox360’s and he holds a marathon night which basically goes from about 8.00pm till dawn J we play Halo and Gears mainly with everyone shooting with a host connection is a great game and a great laugh cause if you don’t like the guy that tagged you just turn around and clip him over the head J .

Just a Shotgun blast one way is a Pizza place and a Frag throw the other is Big “M”, Sushi, noddle box and other food places. And out the front would be a Ute with an Esky in the back. Just a thought if anyone would be keen to meet face to face and have a laugh or game.

Ok I will go back to my crib game now.

Is that near the town center jack? Thats a bee's d!ck from my house.......well maybe a ducks d!ck Surprise [:O]

Hmmmm..........duck likes sushi.

No wonder you kicked our bottoms the other week, I wouldn't mind another Halo 2 night tho.

 

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   03-07-2007, 12:56 PM
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Worms rock!

 

I have just downloaded the game and doh! I can't play an online game yet. I use to bug my wife to play the original worms back on the Paystation, she hated the game, heh heh heh. Gotta love those cute voices that eventually grind on ya!!! I remember one night me and two buddies played that and Destruction Derby until 3.00 in the morning, we had to get up at 4.30 to go deep sea fishing, it was great! heh heh heh, nuthin like sleepy sea legs!!! Sleep [|-)]

 

Hey what's with the Southpark in HD game, I click on it and all I get is a message that says "No Data".

 

Jimmy T Smile [:)]

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