pHiLLip fARkLe wrote:

"And just to like keep you shut here, why the f.uck are you typing like that. You're like thos kids who send messages like OnE Vs OnE NoW AnYOnE WaNT To JoiN My GaNG We ARe BeasTS! Oh yea i forgot, that's cool isn't it. Lol. "


ha... lol is right hurb... see, what you obviously want me to do here is explain myself like you do... but i wont.
youd be tellin me how old you are where you work where you live how your parents died... i dont give a ***
cuz i dont give a pfuck about some phuckin pfaggot on the internet... to me, gerk is just another word for hurb now.  and i do agree with you on the thread leader... he is a darsh and he does have gang vids on youtube.. a str8 hyppocrite.  but mind you... i aint. *** if anything.. if i am in a vid... its prolly me gettin whipped by some *** that doodle their pfuckin gang tags in there school books.  cuz i dont give a flying pfuck about being the man on saints row... read my online bio......tryin to say im one of the people... hahaha... whatever you wanna believe GERK.. have fun with your phuckin forum battles pfaggot. why dont you talk *** to the ffphuckin thread leader if you wanna be right you little bich.   and you obviously mad about something... otherwise you wouldna said a word.

;'(    aw.      XD  hahahaha

now ima remake this list so its actually funny and legit... and not ruined by darshes...  so dont waste your time talkin back cuz i aint gunna read it... if you wanna talk ***.. just send me text messages on live ... hahahaha.
hurb.

Hurb? What the fuck is that an insult? Wally Gerks a legend get off him. Forum battles lol, that's kinda what you've just done in your last post. Battle it out on a forum. You're gonna read this, otherwise you wouldn't of replied to my last post so it's obvious you care what i say ;] 

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"Wally Gerks a legend get off him"    ????????

yikes.  looks like im proved right... aint it?  hahahahahahahahha. 


hurb/darsh=dweeb/nerd


"You're gonna read this, otherwise you wouldn't of replied to my last post so it's obvious you care what i say ;]  "

hahaha... nah but on the real tip... you just "won" this "forum battle" for me by what ya said in the blue homie.
but... now were done.   look for a guide to saint's row stardom by phillip ulysses farkle... ahhahahaha.

*** this bunk ayss list.

 pHiLLip fARkLe wrote:

"Wally Gerks a legend get off him"    ????????

yikes.  looks like im proved right... aint it?  hahahahahahahahha. 


hurb/darsh=dweeb/nerd


"You're gonna read this, otherwise you wouldn't of replied to my last post so it's obvious you care what i say ;]  "

hahaha... nah but on the real tip... you just "won" this "forum battle" for me by what ya said in the blue homie.
but... now were done.   look for a guide to saint's row stardom by phillip ulysses farkle... ahhahahaha.

*** this bunk ayss list.

Omg. It's like you're typing to yourself right there buddy.

And i'll never get off wally gerk, hes like jesus, zeus and any  god you come up with he'll top it.

Wally gerk 1.

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 Fool II wrote:

People take things so seriously. Damn. You two should really use your hands to fap instead of argue on a forum.

hahha look at the sig... its the same motherpfhucker who started this thread... and its the same motherpfhucker in them saints row youtube vids.... tisk tisk tisk.   ahahahahhahahaahaha.

and homie... whos serious?  this schit is pfhuckin hillarious to me... if anyones gettin mad then jam a jagged piece of glass in your wrist.

 pHiLLip fARkLe wrote:

 Fool II wrote:

People take things so seriously. Damn. You two should really use your hands to fap instead of argue on a forum.

hahha look at the sig... its the same motherpfhucker who started this thread... and its the same motherpfhucker in them saints row youtube vids.... tisk tisk tisk.   ahahahahhahahaahaha.

and homie... whos serious?  this schit is pfhuckin hillarious to me... if anyones gettin mad then jam a jagged piece of glass in your wrist.

Fool this kids right. Even if he is a freak. We aren't the ones makign videos on youtube of us trying to be funny. You're absolutley cringe worthy fool and you look like a fucking ape. You can't even throw insults man, there's so much people can say about you.

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 Fool II wrote:

This is basically from what I've seen people do. If you know anything else, just add to it.

Step 1. Forget about real life.
Step 2. Send friend requests and stalk people.
Step 3. Keep bugging people who play the game. (Keep joining their lobbies and asking if they have room)
Step 4. Create your first legit gang with only 4 members.
Step 5. Start trash talking.
Step 6. Figure out a way to make people think you're gangsta.
Step 7. Make a youtube.
Step 8. Upload a video of your mom to youtube.
Step 9. Hang around with people who hate losing and never have fun.
Step 10. A tap when you think you're in trouble.
Step 11. Have a fight with the people you never even liked in the first place. (The ones you kept bugging)
Step 12. Change your gamertag to XxI Jiggles IxX
Step 13. Act like you're a legend.
Step 14. Tell people you practically invented one of the already known techniques in the game.
Step 15. Say you have no time to play Saint's Row anymore and only play for 13 hours a day instead of 20.
Step 16. Play 1 v 1's against people you know you can beat.
Step 17. Say you've been playing this game for 7 years, even if you're 14.
Step 18. Give tips on how other people can be just like you.
Step 19. Fake your own death atleast twice in your whole xbox experience.
Step 20. You're made.

Ps. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3-ZAupIIYg

Step 21. Have enough time and energy to make 20 steps

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CHROME TO YOUR DOME

You know what's funny? All of you are newbies. 'Nuff said.
If you want to fight on a forum or over a games console, then do it. I seriously think you're all nerds for taking this thread too seriously. Crysis, you're a nerd (You're never going to be a "legend" and Wally Gerk isn't a "legend" either. All you do is run your mouth over a game that you said is for losers, just stop trying to act like you're it when all you need to do is put a sh before the it) Phil whatever your name is, you're a nerd too (Mainly because you sent me a message trying to be cool when all you were doing was shouting like a monkey, seriously get off my nuts. You remembered my tag off this thread? Geeze, you must not have a life kid.) Killswitch is a nerd for thinking it takes energy to make up a list (This is probably because there are more than 21 steps and homeboy can't read seeing as how he just listed number 21 again)

Now if you really want to reply with more insults, I suggest you just think back and reminisce about the days you were dick riding everyone who used this little forum. You say I'm a freak? You're an even bigger freak for wanting to be accepted in a gaming community. Oh, you even dick rided me for a while too, joining into my lobbies trying to play with me. I effing lol at the life you lead. With all that said, I just have one thing left to say. Peace out.

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CAN I JOIN YOUR GANG IM LOYAL

 xII FATDAVE IIx wrote:

CAN I JOIN YOUR GANG IM LOYAL

Can you quit out at 2?
You don't teamkill do you? We don't appreciate people who betray others in gang matches. We need you to get 187's on the other team not on your own team.

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SORRY I TEAMKILL IN GANG MATCHES BECAUSE WHEN I TURN THE XBOX OFF {NEVER} ITS JUST A GAME SO ILL JOIN BUT IM TEAMKILLING IN MATCHES GANG OR RAnked

OH MY GOD. I REMEMBER YOU. YOU BETRAYED ME LIKE 50 TIMES LAST NIGHT.

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is there a way to be un known after people know you ive changed names people {stalkers} still find me any help

Tell them you're your own twin like G man church, Laggy or murda 305.

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hahaha.  fool your a joke.

look at this hurb cryin about quittin out and teamkillin... then sayin noob... just like the rest of the parrots on the row.  hahahah
"your bird inteligence is no match for my people inteligence"

you still makin gang match youtubes?  hahahah.
you write an acceptance speech for the 45 digital dollars?   hahahaha
proud of you.

all i got to say is one more thing now darsh.

just quit out of life while your at it faqqot.   hahaahah.

and my bad i just read that pfhuckin paragraph you wrote...
and hahaha... i was laughin my quantum singularity off when i sent you that message ya reject... but who even gives a phfuck...
and of course i remembered the thread... it was funny at first... then your hurb quantum singularity come back talkin *** like everyone on heres 13....sayin we taking games too serious... ***, you the one *** quittin out and complainin about losses.  ahahah.  hilliarious *** homie.
and yo fatdave you ever hit diamond billiards?   i go up there all the *** time.  

but anyway back to the saints row celebrity.
ahahahah.  you remember me cuz i say *** that hurts your *** feelings. 
and i remember you because im not a retarded cart pusher and the part of my brain that remembers things actually works.

and thats all there is to say... you brag about video games... ahahahha.  cool man.

R U RETARD DIAMOND BILLIARDS WTF YOU R A CART PUSHER AT WALMART BECAUSE THEY HIRE MENTALY HANDICAP PEOPLE LIKE YUR FAMILY DOESNT YOUR MOM WORK AT MCDONALDS AND SISTER AT SUBWAY EAT FRESH SO UNTRUE WHEN THEIR WORKIN STOP USING BIG WORDS THEY CONFUSE ME

I don't complain about losses, you dumbass. I teamkill in gang matches. I remembered you because it was about 3 or 4 days ago, I didn't even know who the hell you are until I listened to it. Dude, take your dick out your hand and open a window. You're a nerd, so stop trying to act all black when you're whiter than Obama.

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 Fool II wrote:

You know what's funny? All of you are newbies. 'Nuff said.
If you want to fight on a forum or over a games console, then do it. I seriously think you're all nerds for taking this thread too seriously. Crysis, you're a nerd (You're never going to be a "legend" and Wally Gerk isn't a "legend" either. All you do is run your mouth over a game that you said is for losers, just stop trying to act like you're it when all you need to do is put a sh before the it) Phil whatever your name is, you're a nerd too (Mainly because you sent me a message trying to be cool when all you were doing was shouting like a monkey, seriously get off my nuts. You remembered my tag off this thread? Geeze, you must not have a life kid.) Killswitch is a nerd for thinking it takes energy to make up a list (This is probably because there are more than 21 steps and homeboy can't read seeing as how he just listed number 21 again)

Now if you really want to reply with more insults, I suggest you just think back and reminisce about the days you were dick riding everyone who used this little forum. You say I'm a freak? You're an even bigger freak for wanting to be accepted in a gaming community. Oh, you even dick rided me for a while too, joining into my lobbies trying to play with me. I effing lol at the life you lead. With all that said, I just have one thing left to say. Peace out.

Riiiiiiiiight!! Newbies? Kay mate, and you're the one calling us nerds. ;] nice one. I take this thread to seriously? Come of it you took your oown time to make a list about the saints row community yet despite this your on it all the time. I'm never going to be a legend? Lmao riiiight, you think thats cool being a legend on a video game do ya... And you have the guts to call me a nerd. Again Nice one! Wally Gerk is higher than jesus. He's a living breathing proof that god exists. I'm not acting big at all, you just like to think i do ;] Right i want to be accepted into a game community, where'd you get that from? And you're calling me a bigger freak because of it. Wow kid, have you ever figured out that making songs on youtube about yoda and trying to be funny and failing is perfectly normal? I mean for a start your voice makes me puke, no wonder you never spoke on the mic. You see if it was funny then i'd probably give you the benefit of the doubt. But its seriously pathetic man, what in gods name makes you think thats funny. It's g.ay as fu.ck. Now you'll tell me it was just for a laugh lighten up. BUT ITS NOT FUNNY ITS FREAKISH. And its not even weird funny, it's because your mentaly challenged you think it's good. Obviously your xboxlive buddys will say otherwise. And i did want to play with you on saints row most of the time, i thought you were a chilled out guy, thats why i joined dwp because most of them wern't serious about the game, i mean they suck so bad why should they be. Then i realised that you actually are a freak, and that anyone in Dwp wastes there time trying to proove something on a three year old game. They can't just take the fact there so crap, even the zed i jedis are better than you lot and thats saying something. I've just got one thing to say at the end of all that. YOUR A FREAK WHATS WRONG WITH YOU KID I'M BEING SICK RIIGHT NOW OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUK GO KILLYOURSELF KID!

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 xII FATDAVE IIx wrote:

R U RETARD DIAMOND BILLIARDS WTF YOU R A CART PUSHER AT WALMART BECAUSE THEY HIRE MENTALY HANDICAP PEOPLE LIKE YUR FAMILY DOESNT YOUR MOM WORK AT MCDONALDS AND SISTER AT SUBWAY EAT FRESH SO UNTRUE WHEN THEIR WORKIN STOP USING BIG WORDS THEY CONFUSE ME

damn dogg... i thought you were older than 9. guess not.
and if you are... it looks like your happy with your pen-pals.  you dont need no real friends.
usin the *** i say and just re-wordin it... ahahaha... f.u.c.k.i.n PARROT.  ahhahahahaa.
but on the real tip... if your too scared to hit the *** bars then come see me darsh.

hahahah.. hurb... livin off pondella with his mom on welfare... ahahahahha.
kill yourself.....    1101 sw 11th ave... do somethin.   but... only if your an adult, cuz i aint tryna beat up some kid askin for candy.  ahahahah.

it sucks we had to start out on such a fake leg made outta wood, see... i couldve even purchased alchohol for your little sac tappin slumber parties.  or i could even get your roomates some pot... since, you know, they have to smoke it to deal with such a failure.  and by roomates i mean parents.  ahhaha.

and fool, stop trying to explain yourself on the internet, no one gives a phfuck about reasons or accomplishments, this is the internet... and all yall crack me up.  thats why i gotta *** smacktalk so i dont even have to waste my breathe on half you hurbs.  you call us geeks for making fun of hardcore gamers... but your cool cuz you on internet forums bragging about how good you are at the game?  hahahahaha.

have fun trick or treatin on halloween ya buncha slide ridin nipple nibblers.

 Fool II wrote:

I don't complain about losses, you dumbass. I teamkill in gang matches. I remembered you because it was about 3 or 4 days ago, I didn't even know who the hell you are until I listened to it. Dude, take your dick out your hand and open a window. You're a nerd, so stop trying to act all black when you're whiter than Obama.

just one more thing also... ahahah.
you actually listen to voice messages from random people on xbox? 
yikes.... its a sad day in paradise.

ahahahhaha.   oh wait my bad... phillip farkle is a blacker name than jamal jenkins.  ahahahhaa
you are a "phillip farkle"  ahhaha little dweeb.

now next time im workin and im on sr im sure ill run into your *** a55 again.. and i will enjoy another giggle at your expense... ahahahah darshes.    dwp- dicks with pussies.   ahahahha.  1st gen 1st gen...
proud of you.  hahahahahah.   you might as well end your life since you aint got one to begin with.

now hit me with some voicemails so i can delete them and just send you my 2 cents... ahahaha.

ahhahaha wait wait wait... this kids got a vid of himself singin about yoda???
i didnt watch it i just read crysis reply...  but damn... star wars???
ahahahhahaha... this kid dresses up like a stormtrooper and masturbates in the mirror.
while listening to "my delorion" by mc chris.  hahahhahaha.


so thats it untill your vagina-clad faqqot-a55 posts another acceptance speech.

see ya.  hahahahaha.

I didn't even read any of what you guys posted because you're retards. Okay?

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hahahaha... nah, you just couldnt think of schit to say ya little queerbait.

 

ahahahhahahahaha.... cupcake?  ahhahaha is that what your mom calls you when she rubs your back and spoon feeds you gerber?  hahahahaha... 

im sure ill run into one of you non stop saints row playing hurbs when i go to work tonight...
see ya then darshes.

 

 Lil Cupcake 19 wrote:

I didn't even read any of what you guys posted because you're retards. Okay?

You're to curious to know what i wrote. Apart from this philip the fu.cking freak who thinks hes straight outta compton, i'm pretty sure you read none of his posts. By the way even repyling to you on the internet to a fetus makes me wanna puke. I might actually purposley put my fingers in my mouth and do it anyway.

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 pHiLLip fARkLe wrote:

hahahaha... nah, you just couldnt think of schit to say ya little queerbait.

 

ahahahhahahahaha.... cupcake?  ahhahaha is that what your mom calls you when she rubs your back and spoon feeds you gerber?  hahahahaha... 

im sure ill run into one of you non stop saints row playing hurbs when i go to work tonight...
see ya then darshes.

 

What is wrong with you kid!?!

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hahaha just cuz im not a little braggin a55 dweeb it makes me a gangster... ahahhaa.

and i dono what the *** your askin whats wrong for... what that means is... i only play xbox while i work.
something you might never know nothin about.

thats right peasants... i play at work.   half yall hurbs pray you could.

and just for the record  im old enough to be your biological father.  hahahahaha. 
kid.

ahahahhaha.

nothings the matter with me homie, your the one thats mad as schit cuz im quick with comebacks on yall darshes.
mind you... im still laughing...   XD

 fARkLe mAttEr wrote:

hahaha just cuz im not a little braggin a55 dweeb it makes me a gangster... ahahhaa.

and i dono what the *** your askin whats wrong for... what that means is... i only play xbox while i work.
something you might never know nothin about.

thats right peasants... i play at work.   half yall hurbs pray you could.

and just for the record  im old enough to be your biological father.  hahahahaha. 
kid.

ahahahhaha.

nothings the matter with me homie, your the one thats mad as schit cuz im quick with comebacks on yall darshes.
mind you... im still laughing...   XD

Riiight you're old enough to be my biological father. And you post on a forum acting like your a gangster making up shit like you play on the xbox for a living, and try to boy off people calling them hurbs and *** ass dweebs. Well all im saying is, if you're as old as you think you are, then FUCK ME you have issues.

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hahaha i have issues?

in every post you talkin about how you wanna taste gerks manhood in your mouth.
and i aint gotta explain schit to some lil pfuckin lambchop play along fan...
believe whatever you wanna believe... master of forum... ahahahhaha.
but... this is a waste of time and ill stick to makin you hurbs suicidal when i run into yall in matches.

now... go lift your pinky and sip some sugarless tea ya crossdressin flute-tootin fairy.

hahahahaha.
ive said enough funny *** on this forum... i dont need to say schit else...
you just repeat yourself... so... come on with it.

ask me what a darsh is, or tell me how good gerk is, or tell me your life story... hahahahaha.
kill yourself.  

oh and you stealin my material... sayin kill yourself.... tisk tisk tisk... unoriginal, and unfunny.
yall will never amount to anything just like your dead beat dads didnt.   just take the easy way out.
kill yourself.   hahahaha.

 dAdDy d1NGaLiNg wrote:

hahaha i have issues?

in every post you talkin about how you wanna taste gerks manhood in your mouth.
and i aint gotta explain schit to some lil pfuckin lambchop play along fan...
believe whatever you wanna believe... master of forum... ahahahhaha.
but... this is a waste of time and ill stick to makin you hurbs suicidal when i run into yall in matches.

now... go lift your pinky and sip some sugarless tea ya crossdressin flute-tootin fairy.

hahahahaha.
ive said enough funny *** on this forum... i dont need to say schit else...
you just repeat yourself... so... come on with it.

ask me what a darsh is, or tell me how good gerk is, or tell me your life story... hahahahaha.
kill yourself.  

oh and you stealin my material... sayin kill yourself.... tisk tisk tisk... unoriginal, and unfunny.
yall will never amount to anything just like your dead beat dads didnt.   just take the easy way out.
kill yourself.   hahahaha.

I don't have a problem with you but Crysis, as you can see, is a dumb f*ck. You even joined in on this thread until that idiot started flaming you.

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