1. The guards who feel like they need to threaten me just because I've slaughtered a village or two.

2. The bards and quest givers! Why does the game HAVE to slow my character down as I pass by them!? If I wanted to talk to them, I'd stand next to them. I wouldn't be running by, minding my own business!

3. The villagers who insult my character. I may be ugly but I'm also carrying a big-quantum singularity axe.

4. Reaver. I'm a saintly character so I wouldn't kill him but I would repeatedly shoot him in the balls.

5. The villager who called the guards just because my character was hitting on her and dancing around naked.

6. Autograph seekers. Hero work doesn't pay, kid. Go buy your own autograph card, bring to me and I'll think about signing it.

7. Anyone who kicks my dog.

8. My dog for not ripping the throat out of said person. You don't deserve those glowing red eyes if you can't stand up to some uppity villager

9. Hammer. I've been gone at the spire for ten years and you're STILL whining?

10. Villagers who are obviously terrified of me but just run around in circles, screaming their heads off. You are the kind of people who will die first when the zombies attack.