This is basically from what I've seen people do. If you know anything else, just add to it.

Step 1. Forget about real life.
Step 2. Send friend requests and stalk people.
Step 3. Keep bugging people who play the game. (Keep joining their lobbies and asking if they have room)
Step 4. Create your first legit gang with only 4 members.
Step 5. Start trash talking.
Step 6. Figure out a way to make people think you're gangsta.
Step 7. Make a youtube.
Step 8. Upload a video of your mom to youtube.
Step 9. Hang around with people who hate losing and never have fun.
Step 10. A tap when you think you're in trouble.
Step 11. Have a fight with the people you never even liked in the first place. (The ones you kept bugging)
Step 12. Change your gamertag to XxI Jiggles IxX
Step 13. Act like you're a legend.
Step 14. Tell people you practically invented one of the already known techniques in the game.
Step 15. Say you have no time to play Saint's Row anymore and only play for 13 hours a day instead of 20.
Step 16. Play 1 v 1's against people you know you can beat.
Step 17. Say you've been playing this game for 7 years, even if you're 14.
Step 18. Give tips on how other people can be just like you.
Step 19. Fake your own death atleast twice in your whole xbox experience.
Step 20. You're made.

Ps. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3-ZAupIIYg

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 Foowish wrote:

This is basically from what I've seen people do. If you know anything else, just add to it.

Step 1. Forget about real life.
Step 2. Send friend requests and stalk people.
Step 3. Keep bugging people who play the game. (Keep joining their lobbies and asking if they have room)
Step 4. Create your first legit gang with only 4 members.
Step 5. Start trash talking.
Step 6. Figure out a way to make people think you're gangsta.
Step 7. Make a youtube.
Step 8. Upload a video of your mom to youtube.
Step 9. Hang around with people who hate losing and never have fun.
Step 10. A tap when you think you're in trouble.
Step 11. Have a fight with the people you never even liked in the first place. (The ones you kept bugging)
Step 12. Change your gamertag to XxI Jiggles IxX
Step 13. Act like you're a legend.
Step 14. Tell people you practically invented one of the already known techniques in the game.
Step 15. Say you have no time to play Saint's Row anymore and only play for 13 hours a day instead of 20.
Step 16. Play 1 v 1's against people you know you can beat.
Step 17. Say you've been playing this game for 7 years, even if you're 14.
Step 18. Give tips on how other people can be just like you.
Step 19. Fake your own death atleast twice in your whole xbox experience.
Step 20. You're made.

Ps. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3-ZAupIIYg

LOL!

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21. Bother girls and add any you see who play the game. This makes people feel like you're "The Man"

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Epic post is epic. This is all true.

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 I fLo l LEgIZ wrote:

u cry me a river as i play the worlds smallest violen

22. play custom match and yell at the noobs and tell them to leave

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23. Scream loud into your mic to try to act intimidating.
24. Put in your bio that your the #1 usa or uk 1vs1 player and say you've never lost before.

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No.

24. tell peple your the best player because your number 1 in kills

25. be like g man church and love shemales and girls on uno

26. Say you hit puberty at 8 years old.

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 IIx FATDAVE xII wrote:

25. be like g man church and love shemales and girls on uno

Lol he told me to shut up after I kept saying the n word on the mic constantly. I showed him good lmao.

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 I fLo l LEgIZ wrote:

u cry me a river as i play the worlds smallest violen

spot. on.

 

27. Put some niche impressive stat in your motto that can't be proved or denied, ie "#1 uzi kills England".

28. Play a lot then realise no one else is really bothered by it.

29. Tell people you're not a nerd and post videos stating you're not a nerd on youtube. If you weren't a nerd, you wouldn't be trying to convince people you're not.

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how about actually being good at the game wtf

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30. Make a crappy You Tube video montage of you & your friends beating a bunch of nobody's using every glitch under the sun. Be sure to add the cheesiest gangsta rap song that you can possibly find.

duno why u all laughin n jokin

you are all wonna be gangsters that sit on xbox bangin off to the "famous people" who aint really famous or even good but all you *** licks make them who they fink they are

POONANI SOOT BOY TOSSERS!

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"THE TRUE ENGLISHMAN"

"ONE RIGHT WANKA"]duno why u all laughin n jokin

you are all wonna be gangsters that sit on xbox bangin off to the "famous people" who aint really famous or even good but all you *** licks make them who they fink they are

POONANI SOOT BOY TOSSERS!

lmfao what tha hell is that hahahahah

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31. always play rap music loudly down mic and always use the N-word even if your white,

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 Silent Cyy wrote:

This is basically from what I've seen people do. If you know anything else, just add to it.

Step 1. Forget about real life.
Step 2. Send friend requests and stalk people.
Step 3. Keep bugging people who play the game. (Keep joining their lobbies and asking if they have room)
Step 4. Create your first legit gang with only 4 members.
Step 5. Start trash talking.
Step 6. Figure out a way to make people think you're gangsta.
Step 7. Make a youtube.
Step 8. Upload a video of your mom to youtube.
Step 9. Hang around with people who hate losing and never have fun.
Step 10. A tap when you think you're in trouble.
Step 11. Have a fight with the people you never even liked in the first place. (The ones you kept bugging)
Step 12. Change your gamertag to XxI Jiggles IxX
Step 13. Act like you're a legend.
Step 14. Tell people you practically invented one of the already known techniques in the game.
Step 15. Say you have no time to play Saint's Row anymore and only play for 13 hours a day instead of 20.
Step 16. Play 1 v 1's against people you know you can beat.
Step 17. Say you've been playing this game for 7 years, even if you're 14.
Step 18. Give tips on how other people can be just like you.
Step 19. Fake your own death atleast twice in your whole xbox experience.
Step 20. You're made.

Ps. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3-ZAupIIYg

Thanks for posting, I'll be sure to try these when I get the game.

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 o IPiMpiN x X wrote:

 Foowish wrote:

This is basically from what I've seen people do. If you know anything else, just add to it.

Step 1. Forget about real life.
Step 2. Send friend requests and stalk people.
Step 3. Keep bugging people who play the game. (Keep joining their lobbies and asking if they have room)
Step 4. Create your first legit gang with only 4 members.
Step 5. Start trash talking.
Step 6. Figure out a way to make people think you're gangsta.
Step 7. Make a youtube.
Step 8. Upload a video of your mom to youtube.
Step 9. Hang around with people who hate losing and never have fun.
Step 10. A tap when you think you're in trouble.
Step 11. Have a fight with the people you never even liked in the first place. (The ones you kept bugging)
Step 12. Change your gamertag to XxI Jiggles IxX
Step 13. Act like you're a legend.
Step 14. Tell people you practically invented one of the already known techniques in the game.
Step 15. Say you have no time to play Saint's Row anymore and only play for 13 hours a day instead of 20.
Step 16. Play 1 v 1's against people you know you can beat.
Step 17. Say you've been playing this game for 7 years, even if you're 14.
Step 18. Give tips on how other people can be just like you.
Step 19. Fake your own death atleast twice in your whole xbox experience.
Step 20. You're made.

Ps. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3-ZAupIIYg

Don't be thumbing this up, this pretty much describes you.

 Reanimating wrote:

This is basically from what I've seen people do. If you know anything else, just add to it.

Step 1. Forget about real life.
Step 2. Send friend requests and stalk people.
Step 3. Keep bugging people who play the game. (Keep joining their lobbies and asking if they have room)
Step 4. Create your first legit gang with only 4 members.
Step 5. Start trash talking.
Step 6. Figure out a way to make people think you're gangsta.
Step 7. Make a youtube.
Step 8. Upload a video of your mom to youtube.
Step 9. Hang around with people who hate losing and never have fun.
Step 10. A tap when you think you're in trouble.
Step 11. Have a fight with the people you never even liked in the first place. (The ones you kept bugging)
Step 12. Change your gamertag to XxI Jiggles IxX
Step 13. Act like you're a legend.
Step 14. Tell people you practically invented one of the already known techniques in the game.
Step 15. Say you have no time to play Saint's Row anymore and only play for 13 hours a day instead of 20.
Step 16. Play 1 v 1's against people you know you can beat.
Step 17. Say you've been playing this game for 7 years, even if you're 14.
Step 18. Give tips on how other people can be just like you.
Step 19. Fake your own death atleast twice in your whole xbox experience.
Step 20. You're made.

Ps. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3-ZAupIIYg

hahahahaahahahahah.  yo this *** is on point!   hahahah this *** is great. 

number whatever the *** number we are on.  go on xbox.com forums and argue with people about whos the greatest.   hahahahahahahah.  kill yourself.

 Reanimating wrote:

26. Say you hit puberty at 8 years old.

i Actully Lol"d

32. put all your stats in your bio.

also... dont forget the

"most hated on live"  quote.

33.  standby and call the people you standby noobs.
 
34.  freeze hosts and quit out when you are.

35.  dont forget to team kill.



36. dont get shut mouthed.

 B o N a F 1 d 3 wrote:

"ONE RIGHT WANKA"]duno why u all laughin n jokin

you are all wonna be gangsters that sit on xbox bangin off to the "famous people" who aint really famous or even good but all you *** licks make them who they fink they are

POONANI SOOT BOY TOSSERS!

lmfao what tha hell is that hahahahah

I only have to take one look at your sig below, and then i start puking EVERYWHERE!

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37.  say you can hack.

38. say youve actually been to jail.

39.  say you do drugs, even if you dont.

40. send people pictures out of playboy and say its your ***. 
41.  go get your lyrics that you wrote in math class and recite them during a match.  hahahahahahahhahaha


wait wait wait....   42.  ask people if they want to join your gang... then tell them they can for 1600 ms points.

oh... and make sure your gamertag is somewhere on the gang page.


43.  send out messages to your recent players about how you beat someone in a 1v1... or how they didnt wanna play you.    or put it in your gang page, or your bio... whatever floats your boat phaggots.

44.  yell at your parents when they ask you to do something during a match... ahahahhaha.

45. Take your time to explain why you bother taking the piss out of all these things, when you sit here and make a list about the people who play this game. Niiiiiiiiice!

46. Say all these things and still play it.

47. I'm not the one making a huge list about this, so i'm not being a hypocrite because i play it aswell.

The saints row community has always been fucked, but people obvi don't care because so many are still on it.

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48. get a "Life is Saints Row" t-shirt made at your local shopping mall.

49. try to start online beefs... even if your not on your xbox.
      mind you, i didnt mouth off to begin with... im just having fun.  hahahahaha.

50. explain what you have accomplished in life to everyone who doubts you... because it absolutely matters what the online community thinks of you.  KILL YOURSELF.

i also play the game still, and i as well am not a hypocrite.
this list explains 97.4 percent of all players on saints row.
maybe your one of the 2.6 percent that actually play to have a good time like i am, and laugh at hurbs who in a round about way, follow this list.  if your goal is to be known on "tha row", and not to just play a phuckin video game maybe win maybe loose, have some laughs... then kill yourself, because you have no friends in real life... only family. and even they hate you... because you failed school, you get beat up all the time, and you stay up all night cussing on your xbox keeping your little sister awake.

were just making a list in general... if you are offended by it... then you obviously fall under one of the numbers...   now... next time someone says "get raped noob"  just tell them to look at this phuckin forum, so you dont have to waste your breath on pfaggots.

XD

 pHiLLip fARkLe wrote:

48. get a "Life is Saints Row" t-shirt made at your local shopping mall.

49. try to start online beefs... even if your not on your xbox.
      mind you, i didnt mouth off to begin with... im just having fun.  hahahahaha.

50. explain what you have accomplished in life to everyone who doubts you... because it absolutely matters what the online community thinks of you.  KILL YOURSELF.

i also play the game still, and i as well am not a hypocrite.
this list explains 97.4 percent of all players on saints row.
maybe your one of the 2.6 percent that actually play to have a good time like i am, and laugh at hurbs who in a round about way, follow this list.  if your goal is to be known on "tha row", and not to just play a phuckin video game maybe win maybe loose, have some laughs... then kill yourself, because you have no friends in real life... only family. and even they hate you... because you failed school, you get beat up all the time, and you stay up all night cussing on your xbox keeping your little sister awake.

were just making a list in general... if you are offended by it... then you obviously fall under one of the numbers...   now... next time someone says "get raped noob"  just tell them to look at this phuckin forum, so you dont have to waste your breath on pfaggots.

XD

Online beefs are funny, atleast i'm not making a video about it.  97.4 percent, yea nice figures right there pal. You see me with a name like Zx RaMPaGe Iz, pretty much sums up the character right there. And pretty sure theres more people who find it fun to play rather than be known at it, Saints row 2 was a complete failure, and i know a couple of people iv'e never met before buying saints row 1 because they actually ENJOY playing it. Not like you make it out to be, like its part of a job title that you have to become a legend. If that's the way you see thing's Go Kill yourself Oooooo bet you liked that one.

because you failed school, you get beat up all the time, and you stay up all night cussing on your xbox keeping your little sister awake.

What?

And im not at all offended, i'm just here basically teling almost everyone here. That there as bad as the people they mention by brining this up in the first place. Especially the guy who started this post. He puts vids of himself singing on youtube to try and be funny, it's absolutley cringe worthy i cannot beileve someone actually thinks there funny. He's such a weirdo. And i don't care what the online community thinks of me i find it funny to argue.

And just to like keep you shut here, why the f.uck are you typing like that. You're like thos kids who send messages like OnE Vs OnE NoW AnYOnE WaNT To JoiN My GaNG We ARe BeasTS! Oh yea i forgot, that's cool isn't it. Lol.

And XD? , get out of here with that shit. It's so fucking gay when people do that.

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"And just to like keep you shut here, why the f.uck are you typing like that. You're like thos kids who send messages like OnE Vs OnE NoW AnYOnE WaNT To JoiN My GaNG We ARe BeasTS! Oh yea i forgot, that's cool isn't it. Lol. "


ha... lol is right hurb... see, what you obviously want me to do here is explain myself like you do... but i wont.
youd be tellin me how old you are where you work where you live how your parents died... i dont give a ***
cuz i dont give a pfuck about some phuckin pfaggot on the internet... to me, gerk is just another word for hurb now.  and i do agree with you on the thread leader... he is a darsh and he does have gang vids on youtube.. a str8 hyppocrite.  but mind you... i aint. *** if anything.. if i am in a vid... its prolly me gettin whipped by some *** that doodle their pfuckin gang tags in there school books.  cuz i dont give a flying pfuck about being the man on saints row... read my online bio......tryin to say im one of the people... hahaha... whatever you wanna believe GERK.. have fun with your phuckin forum battles pfaggot. why dont you talk *** to the ffphuckin thread leader if you wanna be right you little bich.   and you obviously mad about something... otherwise you wouldna said a word.

;'(    aw.      XD  hahahaha

now ima remake this list so its actually funny and legit... and not ruined by darshes...  so dont waste your time talkin back cuz i aint gunna read it... if you wanna talk ***.. just send me text messages on live ... hahahaha.
hurb.