Re: Frontlines Ad

Frontlines™: Fuel of War™

Frontlines Ad

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VastShadowz41 06-29-2009, 8:35 PM
Hi, Billy Mays here with Frontlines: Fuel of War! Do you have Red Star Alliance troops taking over the frontline? No problem! Simply take this air strike designator and drop a precision airstrike on them! KABOOM!  Not killing all the enemies yet? Well say no more, we have this Western Coalition Light Tank. Simply roll over and shoot your enemies into oblivion! Tank taking some hits? No problem, use this light torch here to repair the tank like Mighty Putty!

But wait there's more! If you call now we'll throw in the Awesome Auger. Using this airstrike tool will call in a Gunship that will rip up enemies and vehicles just like you were weed whacking! If you call this airstrike in the next thirty seconds we'll throw in a helicopter with stealth mode! Are you on the ball? You should be with this buy one EMP Rod and get another one free offer we have going now!

Call now! O:

For further realism imagine the ad in all caps, since that's how Billy Mays rolled. R.I.P. ;_;

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I think that guy was on acid or flintstones vitamins.

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STIFFJOHNNY ATM 06-30-2009, 12:04 AM
HAHA. That's good stuff!

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Ractus 06-30-2009, 4:39 PM
Please, Nobody give Vast anymore sugar.

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The Uncanny ForumRunners

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VastShadowz41 06-30-2009, 4:48 PM
Tsk, y'all just don't appreciate fine humor. :P

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I think that guy was on acid or flintstones vitamins.

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RiskyFrisky 07-16-2009, 2:09 PM
Rest in peace Billy.

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S S0DEN has left for Basic Training, he'll be back around December. Wish him luck.

My L337 H4XZ0Rz Sk11zs!!!!! Dar Ru1n3d!