ACE COMBAT 6
HANDBOOK
Subject: Fighter Aircraft Etiquette and the Don’ts of Online play “The Complainers Edition”.
A) A player should never use SU-47 because it symbolizes all that is unholy of a truly unskilled player.
B) A player should never use an F-15, F-22, and F-14 Idolmaster because only “Runners” use them. (See below for definition).*
C) A player should never use an F-117, for he who does is seen as player that is unsure of there own skill level and needs to hide or play the “Ghost”. (See below for definition).*
D) A player should never use and be successful with only one type of aircraft for that player will be seen as a one dimensional “NOOB” forever.
E) A player should never use any aircraft platform as a “SAAMER” for those players are hated by all because everyone knows all SAAM users are truly skill less.
F) A player should never use a Idolmaster of any kind because only cheaters, NOOBS and true skill less players use them.(see exception below)*
G) A player should never use QAAM missiles period or be labeled a “SPAMMER” or a “B” button “smasher” and of course skill less.
H) A player should never admit at anytime that someone is better than them always resort to one of the listed to get yourself out of any situation.
I) A player should never fly an F-14 since only the NOOBIEST of NOOBS fly them.
J) A player should never jump into a room just to leave moments later for this person will be forever listed as a “POPPER” (see below for definition).*
K) A player should never leave a room after talking “POOP”, wait until the game is loading then jump back to the dashboard. The “I lost connection excuse can then be exercised”.
L) A player should never really need to use a plane or weapon higher than Level 1, for he/she who does has no “REAL” skill.
M) A player should never ever, ever, ever use NOVICE controls even though its part of the game. (See exception below).*
N) A player should never use a “French fighter” aircraft because it’s a conflict of terms and it makes ZERO sense.
O) A player needs to always have a complaint ready if all else fails the default response should be “I am drunk”.
Exceptions
B) RUNNERS: are those players that use the speed of the aircraft to elude being shot down but pay the price with low scores.
C) GHOST: a player using a plane that very difficult to detect.
F) Idolmaster: If player skill is poor enough you can use these planes cause no one will notice you all others shouldn’t use.
J) POPPER: Someone who doesn’t really want to play in a room but wants to see who is in the room by popping in then popping out.
M) NOVICE: A restriction in the way the aircraft maneuvers, clearly seen as the ULTIMATE skill less tactic. Poor players can use cause your abilities are insignificant, good players should- oops, that’s right good players wouldn’t need to use this.
The listed was compiled to try and help all that struggle at this game and to let everyone know it’s not about skill it’s about the complaint. Complainers unite and remember, misery loves company and where you can find a complaint you to can find a friend.
;) BURNTTOAST
