AMW Godfather wrote:

A: Sonic Youth

Q: What is Seymour Skinners real name?

the spelling is gonna be all effed up but..

A. armond tanzarian  last name can't spell

Q.  How much does bart buy a factory for in town at a local auction?

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 blackXtyrone wrote:

 AMW Godfather wrote:

A: Sonic Youth

Q: What is Seymour Skinners real name?

the spelling is gonna be all effed up but..

A. armond tanzarian  last name can't spell

Q.  How much does bart buy a factory for in town at a local auction?

A:  A buck? I think that's it....it was definetly cheap.

Q:  What prize did Comic book guy return to the Star Trek Convention?

A. Incredible Hulk Melon baller.nevermind, i was thinking of the present crabable returned to comic book guy from the wedding. i remember comic book guy got the utility belt from the star trek convention that he tried returning to the store, and bart bought it, but it doesn't sound like that's what you are looking for. if it is then here is a question

Q. "WHAT'S AFTER FEAR?" (ep. one fish, two fish, blowfish, bluefish)

 

Principal Skinner and Ms Crobapple were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

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 Darth Yoda 03 wrote:

A. Incredible Hulk Melon baller.nevermind, i was thinking of the present crabable returned to comic book guy from the wedding. i remember comic book guy got the utility belt from the star trek convention that he tried returning to the store, and bart bought it, but it doesn't sound like that's what you are looking for. if it is then here is a question

Q. "WHAT'S AFTER FEAR?" (ep. one fish, two fish, blowfish, bluefish)

 

Ya, the Ultimate Utility Belt is what I was thinking of.

 d32b wrote:

A.  Nixon?

Q. What store is next door to Moe's?

Actually, it was Elvis

Q. How many US Presidents Past and or Present have appeared on the Simpsons?

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There's a legend around here. A killer buried, but NOT dead. A curse on Crystal Lake, a death curse. Jason Voorhees' curse.

 shaunford1982 wrote:

Q. How many US Presidents Past and or Present have appeared on the Simpsons?

A:
Bill Clinton
Harry Truman
Theodore Roosevelt
Gerald Ford
Richard Nixon
Jimmy Carter
Bush Sr.
JFK
George Washington
and I'm sure I'm missing some

Q: What gameshow do the Simpsons go on to win tickets back to Springfield?


 

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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. -John Kenneth Galbraith

A: The Happy Smile Super Challenge Family Wish Show

Q: What does homer use as a time machine?

 bobaciousscuba wrote:

A: The Happy Smile Super Challenge Family Wish Show

Q: What does homer use as a time machine?

A: A toaster that he sticks a fork into.

Q: Why did Homer lose all of his hair (well almost)?

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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. -John Kenneth Galbraith

A: Marge being pregnant three times

Q: What month is the meeting at school held in which Willie burns to death? lol you know the quote

 bobaciousscuba wrote:

A: Marge being pregnant three times

Q: What month is the meeting at school held in which Willie burns to death? lol you know the quote

One of the best lines ever IMO.

A: "Lousy Smarch weather."

Q: Name two ways Homer saves Springfield from a nuclear reactor meltdown.

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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. -John Kenneth Galbraith

 Intangible 360 wrote:

 bobaciousscuba wrote:

A: Marge being pregnant three times

Q: What month is the meeting at school held in which Willie burns to death? lol you know the quote

One of the best lines ever IMO.

A: "Lousy Smarch weather."

Q: Name two ways Homer saves Springfield from a nuclear reactor meltdown.

a. Ennie meanie miney moe. twice.

q. who is Dr. Stupid?

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Who farted?

A: ralph, now I'm going to take out your liver bones, oops you're dead

Q: What's the name of homer's biker gang?

Edit: too late

 bobaciousscuba wrote:

A: ralph, now I'm going to take out your liver bones, oops you're dead

Q: What's the name of homer's biker gang?

Burns: "I never liked that Dr. Stupid."

a. Hells Satans

q. Where does Curny's son sleep?

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Who farted?

A: not sure but think he sleeps in a drawer

Q: What mileage did reiner wolfcastle's suv get? lol

 bobaciousscuba wrote:

A: not sure but think he sleeps in a drawer

Q: What mileage did reiner wolfcastle's suv get? lol

that right.

a. For some reason I think it's 3mpg. probly wrong.

q. What kind of boy has a tea set?

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Who farted?

 Juan Cholo wrote:

 bobaciousscuba wrote:

A: not sure but think he sleeps in a drawer

Q: What mileage did reiner wolfcastle's suv get? lol

that right.

a. For some reason I think it's 3mpg. probly wrong.

q. What kind of boy has a tea set?

A A Luccccckkky boy!

Q.What website is Willy looking at when he says "ahh, looks like this lass needs a bit of groundskeeping!" ?

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 AMW Godfather wrote:

 Juan Cholo wrote:

a. For some reason I think it's 3mpg. probly wrong.

q. What kind of boy has a tea set?

A A Luccccckkky boy!

Q.What website is Willy looking at when he says "ahh, looks like this lass needs a bit of groundskeeping!" ?

reiner wolfcastle's suv's mpg was one highway zero city
A: the upkilt camera

Q: How did Homer transport beer to Moe's during prohibition as the beer baron?

A: Bowling Balls

Q: What name did Bart sign on the letters he wrote to Mrs. Krabapple?

Q: What was the name of the guy who sold the monorail to the town?

 Sneaky Ninja12 wrote:

A: Bowling Balls

Q: What name did Bart sign on the letters he wrote to Mrs. Krabapple?

Q: What was the name of the guy who sold the monorail to the town?

A: Woodrow Wilson

A: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail!! I love Phil Hartman. Lyle Lanley

Q: What was the the last thing Nelson's father said before he left??

 Sneaky Ninja12 wrote:

A: Woodrow Wilson

A: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail!! I love Phil Hartman. Lyle Lanley

Q: What was the the last thing Nelson's father said before he left??

A: Smell ya later.

Q: Who shot Mr. Burns?

 Jake39 wrote:

A: Smell ya later.

Q: Who shot Mr. Burns?

A: Maggie

Q: What mascot was Homer for a while in capitol city?

A: Dancin' Homer

Q: What scent does Lisa's braces spray??

A. Obsession, for teeth.

Q. Ralph gets a valentine card from Lisa, what did it say, and what was his response?

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A: Part one: I choo-choo-choose you! Part two: ?

Q: Willy thinks who created colored chalk?

 WCKD420 wrote:

A: Part one: I choo-choo-choose you! Part two: ?

Q: Willy thinks who created colored chalk?

A: I believe he says it was "forged by Lucifer himself".

Q: Name one of Lisa's crushes.

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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. -John Kenneth Galbraith

 Intangible 360 wrote:

A: I believe he says it was "forged by Lucifer himself".

Q: Name one of Lisa's crushes.

A: Nelson, Langdon Alder

Q: What gas station sells gas with 8/10's of a cent instead of 9/10's

A. Donny's Discount Gas

Q. What do you get if you play Baby I'm Amazed backwards?