when you double post six times in a row

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I'm pretty excited to be here

when ur gamer zone is set on "Recreation" .... wat a loser

When you start to kill your own team

when your about to be run over by a car and you try to laser target it.

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"The best way to Paulie's heart is through the chest with a meat cleaver." - Jackie, The Darkness

when ur name is "Yellow Rat Bastrd" and the zone is set to underground. ROFL rats do live underground im sorry. Although it may be hard to believe, some people play games for fun. Those people have lives, so if you think playing video games with a "Yellow rat" is funner than havin a beer with your friends, you are indeed a loser. GG win.

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I'm pretty excited to be here

When you get run over by a boat on land

You try to kill an enemy tank with your blowtorch

or worse, when you try to fix one of your tanks with friend in it and accidently put on rocket launcher instead of blowtorch. Sry Krunk!

when you finally kill a guy with a knife, but get knifed immediately after by someone else

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TEAM V-SPEC

When the opposing team takes your own helicopter.

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nothing

You wait all match for a heli and then the match ends

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There's a fine line between Achievement W**** and Person Who Plays Too Much. I like dancing back and forth over it.

When you feel the need to shout like an idiot into the mic after every kill you get, usually something like:
"I owned that dude!"
"Nother kill for me B***es!"
"Holy S**t! Did you just see me own that dude!"
"Ohmygod! These guys are such losers!"
" Oh man, I can't belive how good I am!"

And this usually comes from camped out snipers right before somebody on the opposing team knifes them.

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If you dig the best ditches, your only reward will be a bigger shovel.

u get 29 kills and sum noob kid kills u

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pumice

You know you suck at battlefield when you try to shoot down the helicopter two miles away with your silenced pistol, then realize that the "o" ring above it is your color.

LOL, I think I was in that same match as you because that was me yelling Y button into the mic.

 The Scab Picker wrote:

 Pvt GomerPyle77 wrote:

When you post to many times on this topic because you've done every single scenario you mentioned.  J/K

LMAO^. i heard over the mic someone say really fast "how do i open my chut someone tell me quick". (after he jumps out of the chopper) no one told him in time

R.I.P- guy who couldn't think ahead.

LOL, I think I was in that same match as you because that was me yelling Y button into the mic. Oh, and sorry about the double post, forgot to hit the quote button the first time.

When you jump off a building and land on a moving heilo.

 MR WUP *** wrote:

When you jump off a building and land on a moving heilo.

Done it!!

you know you suck at  BF2 when you have to suicide bomb with a car to get a kill

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There's a fine line between Achievement W**** and Person Who Plays Too Much. I like dancing back and forth over it.

 BaitTheGreat wrote:

you know you suck at  BF2 when you have to suicide bomb with a car to get a kill

 

or when you have to put c4 on a humvee, charge the enemy, and bail out only to blow the c4 to quick and kill yourself and not one enemy...

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 COUCH POTATO 26 wrote:

It gave me a reason to go out and do something outside XD

You know you suck at BattleField 2 when:
All of your kills are from land mines.
All of your medals are for playing so many games or being in five or more major victories(that you usually got last place in).

 Snyper64 wrote:

You know you suck at BattleField 2 when:
...All of your medals are for playing so many games or being in five or more major victories(that you usually got last place in).

ain't that the truth...

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 COUCH POTATO 26 wrote:

It gave me a reason to go out and do something outside XD

when all of your medals came from your friends and you scream "I RULE COZ I GOTS ALL DA MEDALS AND YOU DONT!" even though you finished last, behind a dude who came in 5 seconds before the games ended.

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I'm pretty excited to be here

you know you suck at BF2 when the only kills you get are suicides

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There's a fine line between Achievement W**** and Person Who Plays Too Much. I like dancing back and forth over it.

Yeah >_> Go Pandas man.If your Dallas Mavericks fought a Panda my panda would beat the crap out of them. And I'd much rather play a game then get drunk and not remember anything.

Oh and nice comments everyone else lol.

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1) When you try to take down a helicopter with a pistol.

2) When you press X instead of B to reload.

3) When you go to the enemy base to get more ammo.

4) When you try to take off in a helicopter and then blow up because you hit a building.

5) When you ask someone: " how do you melee? "

6) When you are unable to get the 5 major wins ribbon in 100 games.

7) When you try to outrun an artillery strike.

8) When you have a 4% accuracy rate with the sniper kit.

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I may take 48 hours to respond to questions because I'm swamped with University-related work.

well, i'd much rather enjoy a game of football/basketball than listen to 13 year old kids whine about "OMFG HAXORS" on a video game. Also, enjoying a beer doesn't nessicarly involve getting drunk, although it sure makes things a helluva lot funner ;D

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I'm pretty excited to be here

This is just too funny......thanks guys.

I had a bad morning, but now...

When someone gets a kill and they pathetically try to "tea bag" you.

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Clan Fire Starters

You are a boosting piece of dried up fecal matter.  I would rather have a 1st lieutenant who didn't boost in my clan than a one star general who did.

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Clan Fire Starters

Who cares about rank, my rank sucks because I don't get medals, but I will finish at the top almost everytime.