My E 74 story:
Nov 7 get one red rod with E74 error
Nov8 1st call xbox support – csr gives me a reference
number and tells me they will email me a shipping label and I can also print it
off their website. I’m not able to print
it off the website and no email ever arrives.
Nov 9 2nd call xbox support – csr says that
Canadians can’t print off labels from their website and since I didn’t receive
an email from them, they would ship the label in 3 to 5 business
days. New work order set up, new
reference number given.
Nov 10 I pick up my pre ordered copy of COD MW2
Nov 13 I go to UPS store to pick up a box to ship xbox,
still no label yet, but I’m trying to be prepared to get things done ASAP. The UPS lady is like, you haven’t received your
label yet?? You should call them.
Nov 14 3rd Call.
I take UPS lady’s advice and call xbox support. They say they can’t track where the label
is. I get 2 options from the CSR:
- Wait
until Nov 17th, and if the label hasn’t arrived, call back (a
full 10 days with a broken xbox sitting in my living room).
- She
can email one and I can print it off the website. I tell her I’ve been told that Canadians
can’t do that. She says that has
been fixed and they can now. She
cancels previous work order and starts a new one (the third one now). States I will be receiving the shipping
label by email that day or I can print it off the website almost
immediately. I very quickly receive
an email telling me how to package the xbox, but no shipping label
arrives. I can’t print it off the
website either, says courier has received the request, but unable to print
labels.
Nov 14 4th call and second today
approx 8 hours later. I tell the CSR I
cant print shipping labels. After
confirming all my personal info and address,email etc, which I have had to do
with every phone call I might add, he tries to walk me through printing the label. Even he cant print them when he tries. After a long time on hold, he states
something is wrong, cant print the label off the website (well, duh!!) and I
need to wait at least 24 hours from my 3rd call earlier in the
morning for the email to arrive with the shipping labels.
Nov 15th 5th call to xbox
support. It’s been well over 24 hours and
still no email with shipping labels. I
spend about 45 mins on the phone with the CSR and eventually find out that they
can’t email me shipping labels and I can’t print them off the website (hmm,
heard this before). He starts a new work
order with a new reference number, now the 4th one. He says they will ship the labels and a box!!
within 3 to 5 business days.
Nov 19th I
still sit waiting by the window in my rocking chair for my shipping labels and
box. It requires a signature, so I have
been home all week. Every
vehicle that
drives down the street makes me jump out of my chair thinking, finally,
my shipping label and box are here only to be disappointed to see my
elderly neighbour driving
home from her tennis lesson. I’m running
low on food and other necessities of life, but heaven forbid I go out and miss
the UPS delivery for my label and box. I
keep dreaming of the day when my label arrives and wondering to myself whether
I will feel like Charlie when he unwrapped that chocolate bar to find the
golden ticket.
Yes, 12 days after my xbox E74’s and it still sits in my
living room beside the unopened Modern Warfare game.
I wait for a label. A
label. One simple label. We talking about a label. Not a technician, not a technician to come to my house and fix my xbox. A label. A 5 by 6 inch piece of paper. A label.
Not a technician, no,no, not a technician, a
label. A label. One simple label. We are we talking about here? We are talking about a LABEL! A
LABEL!!! We ain't talking bout a technician, we talking about a label.
It's funny to me to, it's strange. We sittin here talking bout a
label. A LABEL.
(if this doesn’t make sense to you, utube allan Iverson + practice).
Thanks for reading.