hope this one wasn't said:

You know you suck at BF2 when you jump out of your tank to kill the guy who damaged it and he jumps in and kills you with it.

1.  You get pistoled by a Sniper whom you had been stalking for 10 minutes.

2.  You get pistoled by an Assault trooper.

3.  You get pistoled by a Spec Ops.

4.  You get pistoled by an Engineer.

5.  You get pistoled by a Support Kit.

6. Heck, anytime you get pistoled...

1) when you think that running a hummer into a tank can blow the tank up.

2) when you listen to opera while playing.

3) when you cannot hit someone standing still 2 feet behind the person.

throw a grenade to try to do a grenade jump like in halo 2

When for the first time you become a medic and on your weapons screen wonder what that icon does on the left hand side and target your self with a mortar strike.

R.I.P

lol this happened to me today.

When ur lying down with a sniper and a enemy behind starts slicing u with a knife and u turn around and kill him with the rifle.

... in the middle of the game, you decide to switch teams to find and kill the enemy easier.

These guys drive me nuts!

... you drive a tank too close to the edge of the water and it begins to tip over. As you jump out, you fall in the water. Then the tank falls in and crushes you!

This happens to me at least once every time I log in. I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong!? 

No, wait... even better!  I did this a few weeks ago:

I was driving a Chinese jeep toward the American base in BridgeTooFar. I decided to take a shortcut by way of the broken bridge over the canal. Unfortuneately, I wasn't going fast enough and I drove right into the water! In my panic, I drowned before I could figure out which button to push to get out!

I think its 'B'......

 B4llyC4stle wrote:

hope this one wasn't said:

 

You know you suck at BF2 when you jump out of your tank to kill the guy who damaged it and he jumps in and kills you with it.

Ive done that! lol. he got out the front i got in the back and i hammered him

When you get no scoped by a sniper.

 CuddiE wrote:

when this thread is still alive. WTF!

 MolotovMan1263 wrote:

lets hear what you all have to say. finish the sentence with something funny. i would put one, but i suck at these...

 MolotovMan1263 wrote:

lets hear what you all have to say. finish the sentence with something funny. i would put one, but i suck at these...

your tank blows up from a pistol

you blow up from an assault rifle

your assault rifle blows up your own team's helo

you blow up from your own grenade

you kill yourself to change teams

heres a good one for that:

when you play unranked games when trying to get medals