Choose United, Choose seven failed attempts at the Europen cup,
Choose to be knocked out of europe five times in five seasons,
Choose to waste countless millions,
Choose to suport a team from a city you have never been to,
Choose moaning,
Choose to wear *** grey shirts and blame them when Southhampton stuff you,
Choose to release Cantona because hes the only one who realises how *** Cole is,
Choose not to condem your player after he's been convicted of assault,
Choose to spend all your carear in the reserves because the money is good,
Choose a psychopathic Irishman as your captin and call him a gifted visionary,
Choose to waste seven million on Cole,
Choose the arrogance to field your reserve team then bleat about the concequenses,
Choose a racist albino with pink eyes and a red nose as your goalkeeper,
Choose not to be liked by anybody and pretend you dont care,
Choose your own refs and assistants (Accept for in europe up untill 2008),
Choose a scandanavian paper boy as your top goal scorer,
Choose to have the biggest squad in Brittish football then complain about injuries,
Choose your club before you country,
Choose Wales before England,
Choose Paul Parker,
Choose to be arselicked by the media then acuse them of anti united biased,
Choose to forget 1969 - 1993 ever exsisted,
Choose to change the team you suport every ten years,
Choose to sheild your players from the media untill they can read and write,
Choose remmy mosys,
Choose to change your kit six times a season,
Choose to be snubbed by every decent player in europe and pretend you didnt want them anyway,
Choose self deception and illusions of grandure,
Choose your best player as a incoherent wife beating alcoholic Irishman,
Choose to poach your impressive youth policy from other clubs,
Choose to sign a world class center forward begining with SH and pretend not to care when you get Sheringham instead of Shearer,
Choose to go for the trebble but end up with fu*k all,
Choose embarasmet,
Choose Man united
LIVERPOOL TILL I DIE!
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