To Tripl8

Although I have told you while playing online , I am off for a few days as of now and want to wish you the best of luck at the World Games in Sydney this weekend. Have a great flight on Friday and enjoy the whole experience regardless of the outcome. I will look forward to seeing the results and listening to the stories I am sure you will have from you trip.

Cheers Jack.

shite tripls off this weekend how time flies. good luck mate hope killing me over and over has given u the confidance to kick some *** and smoke some weed. oh hang on no weed smokin thats not proformance inhancing. os poo has anyone seen my mind? think i need it spooned from my skull.

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 mad DANNO 29 wrote:

 Baygon77 wrote:

 Gloom Trooper wrote:

Um, Mad Danno why is there a photo of me up on your Dad's Army website??? When I said there was a pic for your site it was the Dad's Army logo I made up not the old photo of me.... sheesh! I'll send you a link monkey boy!

Whats this ? did I miss something ? there's a Dad's Army website? and it has nude pictures of Gloom? Have I asked enough questions? Where's the link? Where am I? whats the time?Wheres my torque bow gone?

It's a very topical site....... discussing all the hard topics

like spoons and whether Gloom looks like his gamer pic ( sorry Gloom)

The new topic is  Who's got 'Seriously'??????????????

Thanks Roadie.

 

and Baygon put down the Bow, put down the Bow......unless I'm on your side

i dont know whos got seriously but i do know who has a small camel toe!!! did i just say that.

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Thanks for trying to get me into the ranked games last night, and thanks for the chat-invites jackall, you were all very patient! Alas, my connection appears to be as retarded as a bike with no wheels. Hmmmm, I tested my supposedly 1500 speed intynet connection last night and what do you know it clocked in at just under 1000. Excrement!  

 

Ah well, there's always D&D this weekend... I hope it doesn't turn out like this link hee hee.

So I downloaded the Bioshock demo, wasn't bad, nice graphics and atmosphere, seemed like I had been there before though. Might rent it, or get it when it's cheap.

Also got the Stranglehold demo. Good fun, lots of nice diving through the air shooting and bullet time stuff, looked like it could get old pretty quickly though if they didn't spice things up in the later levels. but again, probably worth a rental.

As far as feeling old goes, well I now have only 5 days of my 20's left. Oh dear.

You old bugger Star, I'm still rocking young with 13 days left of my 20's

 

 

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 Baygon77 wrote:

You old bugger Star, I'm still rocking young with 13 days left of my 20's

 

 

You young blokes have got nothing. Wait until the mid 30's hits you.

You start to ramble on with stories that go nowhere. Like the time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to ride the ferry cost a nickel, but in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. 'Gimme 5 bees for a quarter,' you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh, yes.The important thing was, I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

now I do feel old!!!!!!!!!!!!

can't even remember my 20's

to much &

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 capprix wrote:

 Southern kross wrote:

 Southern kross wrote:

Now to all I was playing GoW Campaign the other night. I have noticed that loading times in between chapters/checkpoints have increased. Does this mean the beginning of the end for my Xbox...?? (Had it since November last year.)

 

Can ya help a brother out..??

 

(please)

 

I had mine since dec last year and had slowly been slowing down with the odd feezing issue until finaly gave up

 

Thanks Cap.

 

Oh well if it is its time, then so be it.

(Thank Gawd for the EB Warranty)

But for the mean time it is doing well.

 

 

 

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I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones. Mmmmm Chicken!

 Baygon77 wrote:

You old bugger Star, I'm still rocking young with 13 days left of my 20's

Good stuff, I'm sure we'll both be turning up on Live very drunk over the next two weeks then! Strangely enough I have two mates who are both turning 30, one the day after me, the next the day after that. And we're all poms who met over here. Life can be very strange.

Now, it's payday so I'm off to the pub to play poker!

Tally ho!

 

wooooo hoooooo , Am able to get a hold of xbox for tomorrow night from nephew( who is 30)
might see If can use long term

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Star & Baygs - Whatever anyone says life does not begin at 30 just hair loss, weight gain and errrrr ummmm memory loss

 

Trips - Best of luck on the weekend mate, enjoy yourself and do the oldies proud... just dont end up like that footie player with the detatched tendon from your finger...

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 mad DANNO 29 wrote:

now I do feel old!!!!!!!!!!!!

can't even remember my 20's

to much &

20's I hardly remeber my 30's
+ no idea what happened in my teenage years

Good luck Trip , pity you weren't playing the *** ,something g@y or whateverit's name was from above to swip his spotty little face in it

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Thank you everyone for the support

Just got some info today and found out I'm getting picked up from the airport in a freakin' limo Staying at the Sydney North Harbour Hotel, possibly in the broom closet.

Keep an eye out on the news. I'll be the guy that gets evicted from the games for stalking Erin Mcnaught

I wonder if she'll feel weird that almost every geek in the place has seen her t.its on the net

Shame I didn't get a game with you Thursday night but had to get a bit of practice with a couple of the guys in the team. One of the guys has decided we suck and dropped us to play in a different team, so I hope we knock them out of the comp.

I doubt I'll be back online until Monday night so enjoy your weekends gaming and I'll be back on Monday dragging my deflated ego behind me

Thanks again everyone, I appreciate it

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Better Than Life!

Fridays choices observations....

Now I like coffee, i drink about 12 cups a day, i like coffee so much we have a perculator at work one at home and a grinder. However the other day there i am in starbucks 'coffee' and a thought dawned on me.

Imagine a bloke or lass walking down the cold winter streets, imagine they have never had coffee and decide that today is the day to give it a try, so they pop into starbucks 'coffee' to warm up and have a first taste of the gods liquid. Now this is where the problem starts. I have this picture in mind of a poor guy walking in looking at the menu then walking out looking at the sign, walking in looking at the menu walking out looking at the sign. Starbucks it appears dispite the name dont sell coffee!!! expresso, capachino, latte, frapachino (what in gods name is a frapachino), smoothies but alas no coffee. So our hapless fella asks the girl for a coffee and once she's explained which contain coffee he decides on a latte, thinking his drink will now arrive... but wait! now then heres where it gets tricky... Grande, Venti, Tall? With milk or whithout? Skinny milk or fat milk? (almost typed milf there must be thinking about threefishs mum) would you like syrup? hazlenut, vanilla, peppermint, ginger, cinnimon? would you like an extra expresso shot?

My point, much like yogurts last week, is that by the time you have picked what you want your not even thirsty anymore! and as i say i was in starbucks 'coffee' last week and have to my horror notticed that its not even just those decisions anymore, now they sell Tea!!!!!!!

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See you guys online in about a month or so. The Bioshock Collectors Edition has just hit my desk.

A look at the ladder this week has seen a ton of movers and shakers so a quick run through for you all...

Congrats to The Duck on his milestone 20k score which keeps him in second and hot on the heels of Zefron. Cliffy will need to be hitting bioshock hard if he's going to keep Baygs in fifth. Aza, Broken and myself are all fighting hard for 6th with only 300 points splittin us up (i feel fight night 3 coming on for me or maybe king kong).

Jackel has almost blasted his way into the top 10 and threefishs position now looks less comfertable than his mum having lunch with hillmans wife. Down towards the bottom the long trading of 20 points a piece between roadie and Kat seems to have been shattered with a diabolical bit of score Wh0ring which saw her highness leap up from 23rd to 19th... come on roadie some more ranked achievments to heat up the race would be good...

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Oh Fish and your bloody yogurt and coffee..  What's with you and making decisions with so many variables.. Just keep it simple:

"Excuse me - would you like a lapdance"

"Yes please"

Easy, simple and with very little thought required

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Blonde??? Brunette???? Redhead???? Skinhead????

Slim???? Robust???? Busty????? Hippy????

Asian???? Caucasean????

Brown eyed???? Blue eyed???? Green eyed???? No eyes?????

Clothed??? Semi Clothed??? Naked????? G String?????

Now i see why Hillman sticks to Threefishs mum.....only one decision with bag over head or without

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 Fish1470 wrote:

Blonde??? Brunette???? Redhead???? Skinhead????

Slim???? Robust???? Busty????? Hippy????

Asian???? Caucasean????

Brown eyed???? Blue eyed???? Green eyed???? No eyes?????

Clothed??? Semi Clothed??? Naked????? G String?????

Now i see why Hillman sticks to Threefishs mum.....only one decision with bag over head or without

going shopping with u would be a night mare. get some milk honney......... skim, light mocca coffee fullcream(my fav) calcium, .......... just get the fricken milk! u should meet my missus. good to see ur back on track though fish. we'll have to call ur show situationalist, the thinking mans deal or no deal...... which case to open next?..........

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life is choices, but it was so much easier for us standard idiots to wrap our heads around.... Space invaders.. blow up ships with a single shot lazer moving left to right vs GOW kill tons of differant ememies with a choice of 10 differant weapons in maps where you can go in 360 degrees...

You went to the pictures (cinema) and had a choice at best of 3 films now its 12 films and even once you pick you flick would you like gold class, silver class or sit with the riff raff. Wine, you want a glass of red you even know you fancy a merlot but no way wouldnt you rather have a blend of merlot.shiraz? The sum up of stupid choices come in home decorating for me.. You spend ages discussing what colour to paint the living room and decide on blue.. now my wife is an artist so she thinks this is great im not and think its the most stupid thing available. Blue is blue but not when you come to painting the living room there are in our local paint shop 27 differant shades of blue!!!!!! give me a break!!! just give me a tine of blue paint... ok says the spotty kid but would you like sheen, matt, gloss, one coat, would you like to rag roll? would you like to stipple? for the love of god give me a tine of blue paint and a roller would ya!!!

Now with friday upon us let us once more unto the breach my friends....... whats with avacados?

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yeah what is with avacados?!!!

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Whats wrong with avacados??

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 Homer Simpson wrote:

I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones. Mmmmm Chicken!

nothing now that i think about it got caught up in all the hype. natures butter!!! u know what i mean boys!!!!

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Hhhmmmm Butter.

 

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 Homer Simpson wrote:

I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones. Mmmmm Chicken!

Ahhh the global domination of the avacado

 

Everything these days seem to be made from or contain extract of or served on a bed of Avacado. Hand cream with extract of avacado - whats the point? why not just cut the skin of an avacado and rub it into your hands if its that good? Chicken stuffed with bree and avacado, salad with chunks of suculant avacado. Paint that is avacado green.. i tell you fellow members of the thread a time is coming when we will all be slaves to avacados.

And speaking of menus in restraunts (ok that was a slightly weak link) whats with the use of the english langauge on menus? "a pan fried *** of finest chicken served with a crisp warm rocket salad on a bed of fresh mashed parsnip stuffen generously with melted french bree and fresh avacado" - whats that about? talk about stating the obvious as if there going to put the following "a bit of ropey old chuck slung in a greasy frying pan put on a plate with a bit of limp lettuce with parnsips so old we had to puree them incase you broke your teath filled with a dodgy cheese from some foregn country with mould on it and an out of date rancid green bullet like fruit" I demand that restraunts stop waffling and tell it like it is.... after all waffling is my job

 

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I think we can blame the rise of the avacado on the latest album Pearl Jam put out in 2006, yes, that's right that band from the 90's is still putting out albums and touring.

but anyway here it is:

avacado

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don't need a helmet, got a hard, hard head
don't need a bandage, there's too much...blood...

See even in the world of music they are laying thier evil plans against us! Stand up and be counted men and women of the thread like heroin in the 80's and ecstacy in the 90's JUST SAY NO to avacado's

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 Fish1470 wrote:

See even in the world of music they are laying thier evil plans against us! Stand up and be counted men and women of the thread like heroin in the 80's and ecstacy in the 90's JUST SAY NO to avacado's

yeah whats with avacados!!!!

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 Fish1470 wrote:

Blonde??? Brunette???? Redhead???? Skinhead????

Slim???? Robust???? Busty????? Hippy????

Asian???? Caucasean????

Brown eyed???? Blue eyed???? Green eyed???? No eyes?????

Clothed??? Semi Clothed??? Naked????? G String?????

Now i see why Hillman sticks to Threefishs mum.....only one decision with bag over head or without

 

Ah you are pre-surposing with that response that you would say "no" to any of the above.. (Ps when was the last time you saw a clothed blind skinhead chick at a stripclub who was offering to take off her clothes) 

 

PPS: I think I've got an advacardo in my underpants

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