Roadie - if you have something green, hard, with lumpy waxy texture on the outside, soft squidgy texture on the inside and a hard stone in the centre in your underpants. Suggest stop typing, stop reading, stop letting threefishs mum wear your underpants and GO TO THE DOCTOR!!!!!!!

 

 

Does that avocado come with brie?

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Well after an 8 pagish nanna-nap I've missed some major milestones.....

 

Page 100!!!

3000ttthhhh post/reply/whatever!!!

Baygon over-posting!!!

Trips going forth to rule the world......Good luck buddy, you're number 1 in The Ducks books

The Blue Duck getting 20K

......Wait.....What???

 

Truth is I just miss you guys, and wanted to return and defend the beauty that is "The Avocado". And the fact Jacks outta town and I love a good stab on the ol' fella while he's not around

 

Anyways.....There is not a fruit on Earth that I haven't cut myself more on trying to open or remove the NUT from! Therefore I have bled and will continue to bleed for the flavour of a what could be the ugliest fruit known to man.

If we can just look beyond the pear shaped wannabe, with probably the ugliest skin and toughest nut (excluding Hillmanio) we would find a divine fruit that is and always has just wanted to be loved

I think there's something in that for everyone.

 

Oh yeah Jackall likes Donkeys

 

DeepPink

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Look whos back.... Back again.... Duck Is Back... Tell a Friend... Duckis back, Duckis back, duckis back wooohoooo!!!!

Welcome back matey good to have the feathered pearls of wisdom again... although your mrs said she could do without the ducks pearls

 

PS. Jackles lurves the donkeys cog

PPS. but only when smothered in vics vapour rub

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Heyyyy!

 

Good to see Duckie.

 

Are you servicing your chainsaw Mr Fish? 22 to go on the leaderboard.

 Baygon is now a certified Redskin, Whats his next weapon?

 

Have  the wRanked games been cool or what.

 

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Welcome back Duckie,

 You have been missed & I to have been a slack pr1ck posting lately been to Sydney 2 days a week for the last cupla weeks & just plain busy at home. Young bloke finished footy for the year so should have a few sundays off after this one (presentation day for footy). Roadie I hope to catch you on line this weekend as I am heading to your neck of the woods over fathers day weekend may try to catch up with you. Still havent forgotten the clan matches Gloomy still trying to organize some might try a bit harder this weekend for us. Need a laugh over the weekend catch ya soon Guys & faerie & cat.

HURU

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Here for a good time not a long time.

Check up & Mute up !!!

Im in the process aza of lubricating the chainsaw with copius amounts of vodka so should be legless and ready to rev about 9 if ya fancy a game or 12

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I'll be in for some whatever is going tonight just send me a message i'll be here somewhere

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Here for a good time not a long time.

Check up & Mute up !!!

One big phucken happy family again! You little rippers!

 

Oh and Fish, after reading your posts today, I suggest you stay away fom the phucken coffee!

 

And please... for phucks sake can we give the ranked a rest tonight?!?!

I miss playing with you phuckers!!!

 

Holy-*** that's a lot of phucks!

Oooohhhh, did poor little ducky get lonely by himself???

no will power, that's whats wrong with Australia today, no will power.

you could learn a thing or too from me Duck, still haven't got my ar$e GRAW 2 yet, and don't plan too.

can't wait to see if the force is strong with Fish and he holds out and doesn't get Halo 3.

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don't need a bandage, there's too much...blood...

 Xkooda wrote:

Hi all,

I am on the Nth coast of NSW, over the hill and been playing computer games since there was computer games almost.

Feel free to add me to your friends if you wish!

Hi Xkooda! So what part of the Northern Rivers you from? I grew up in Kingy.

 Threefish10 wrote:

Oooohhhh, did poor little ducky get lonely by himself???

no will power, that's whats wrong with Australia today, no will power.

you could learn a thing or too from me Duck, I do donkeys too.

can't wait to see if the force is strong with Fish and he holds out and doesn't get Halo 3.

*cough*Crackdown*cough*

Will power hey???

 

You're even getting sniped by old n00bs

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The force is strong threefish my friend...... no to halo3 and might be laying me grubby hands on bioshock tommorow which looks the dogs nads

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 Fish1470 wrote:

The force is strong threefish my friend...... no to halo3 and might be laying me grubby hands on bioshock tommorow which looks the dogs nads

 

I've heard it's a gruesome game.... I hate to see your dog's nads! Here's a picture of my beavers nads!

 Gloom Trooper wrote:

 Fish1470 wrote:

The force is strong threefish my friend...... no to halo3 and might be laying me grubby hands on bioshock tommorow which looks the dogs nads

 

I've heard it's a gruesome game.... I hate to see your dog's nads! Here's a picture of my beavers nads!

Thats awesome Gloomy........DIP

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 Gloom Trooper wrote:

 Fish1470 wrote:

The force is strong threefish my friend...... no to halo3 and might be laying me grubby hands on bioshock tommorow which looks the dogs nads

 

I've heard it's a gruesome game.... I hate to see your dog's nads! Here's a picture of my beavers nads!

Nice work, p ........ myself

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what is going on here 1st the thread disappears , then comes back , but seem to be missing some pages ,
will most likely get up in morning and it will be back fully or gone for good

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 capprix wrote:

what is going on here 1st the thread disappears , then comes back , but seem to be missing some pages ,
will most likely get up in morning and it will be back fully or gone for good

 

Behold the Phuckery is upon us!

Hmmm maybe they've put this thread in a cell?

Weird stuff, looks like we may have a pg100 re-snipe.........*cracks knuckles*

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Bump!!!!!!!!!

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 The Blue Duck wrote:

Hmmm maybe they've put this thread in a cell?

Weird stuff, looks like we may have a pg100 re-snipe.........*cracks knuckles*

 

Perhaps it's gone to a higher plane! Maybe the stench from Fish's dog's Nads tore a hole in the space time continuum and it's in a parallel universe???

 

As for the 100 page re snipe, you'll have to be up early to catch the worm!  Slippery sucker!

Infamy Infamy they all have it infamy! We are undone from within boys.... take up arms, stand not silent in dismay but let loose battle cries cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.......... Extramalt we want answers and we want them now in fact we demand them.... Oh and we also demand a shrubery!

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Dons William Wallace blue and white face paint......... They may take our thread.... But they will never take our freedom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I warned you all didnt i? you have no-one to blame but yourselves for your dimissal of my prophecies...... the secret avacado sect has made its first move towards global take over, they have laid the first blow against mankind, now you will see i was right, now all you will be able to buy in coles and safeways is avacado related products.

Stand men of the thread stand and be counted arm yourselves against the coming avacado appocolyps we shall not go quietely into the night.

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Damn Avocados!!

See what happens when you make fun of a fruit which was created from the holiest of spirits left testicale!!

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What the F*** is goin on around here??????

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Hey, Cool I can still post on a forum from the grave. Weird.

It's probably the spoons not the avacardo.

 

To The Moderators

What is going on with the forum? Why has it been removed?

Please explain to Dad's Army the reasons for removal.

 

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Feeling old from the grave, now thats feeling old

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Rest In Peace my friend

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Does this mean all traffic should be diverted to the Feeling old 2 forum? We should put up some signs or something!

 

They are trying to break up this motley lot of elderly gamers... hoping to scatter them across the internet... I think they were afraid of a take over or something, mutiny perhaps?

 

It's been nice knowing ya kid!

I wonder if this will work posting from the Grave... looks like an "out of the map" glitch from GEARS

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Rule 5: Road Runner must stay on the road - for no other reason than that he's a roadrunner